Jeremy Keeps Calling Me, "Veronica," And I Don't Kmoe Wether To Shock Him Or Thank Him.

Okay. Gardening 101; or “Auntie Sys I have a yard that’s currently a yard and don’t know SHIT or FUCK about how to make it not be a boring-ass yard.”

Step 1; go to your local landfill and get all of the newspaper you can. Cardboard will also work. If your neighborhood puts them out for recycling, go around and grab them all like a little newspaper goblin.

Step 2; acquire mulch. If you WANT, you can go pay for it at a garden store, but we’re all cheap lazy bitches here so screw that. Most landfills will collect yard waste and branches and chip them into woodchips, which you can get for PENNIES or FREE. Go load up on that good shit.

I like straw too, which I can get for barter because I am related to half the people around here and a solid 65% of my extended family are farmers. I give Uncle Daryl three quarts of elderberry jelly or a couple pounds of morels in spring and he loads me up with straw bales.

Step 3; figure what parts of grass you want to be not-grass, and cover that shit in newspaper, good and thick. 5-10 layers. It helps to wet the newspaper to keep it from blowing away as you work.

Now, cover that newspaper with a good thick layer of mulch.

Congrats, you’re removing the grass. It’ll starve to death under the mulch and newspaper and rot into compost. You now have garden beds and have not dug one single bit of sod.

If you can’t wait for six months to plant, pull the mulch aside, cut a hole in the newspaper, and dig out a plug of sod the size of the planting hole. Throw some compost in there and plant. Tuck mulch back around plant. Water well.

There ya go. Garden beds. In a year, when you pull back the mulch the newspaper will be almost rotted away, and the soil underneath soft and loamy.

What is a skeleton war

Why is it exciting

Why must we get ready for it

It’s not even September yet

I didn't sign up for this

Jeremy: I’m hungover.

Me: Well, whose fault is that?

Jeremy: You were supposed to tell me to stop drinking!

Me: And you were supposed to listen to me when I told you that the alcohol was messing with my system!

Jeremy: ...How do you make a hangover cure?

when the season’s grain yield is good and your family can afford a loaf of bread this week

in honor of season 3 of game changer airing, i’ve clipped brennan’s fully buckwild monologue from the final episode of season 2

Back at 100! For real this time!

100 Folowers!

Thank you!

-SQUIP and Jeremy

“When’s Bisexual Awareness Day?” “September 23 but the whole month is Bisexual Awareness Month.” “...Don’t come into your room for a few hours, okay?” “Did you get the day wrong again?” “Yeah.” “Thanks though. What’d you get this year?”

Me: A unicorn jelly bean dispenser from Amazon.

*silence*

“...She told you didn’t she.”

“Yeah.”

“COME ON!!!!”

OOC

Kinda burnt out with the squip rp stuff

Will still do that

Considering expanding my rp horizons and doing a Cosplay rp

Thoughts?

I’m sick of Jeremy making references to a non-existent app that I wasn’t programmed to have intimate knowledge beforehand. I’m going to do research on it while Jeremy is in school.

Thankfully YouTube has a plethora of Vine compilations.

reblog game where you #cancel the previous person for something completely arbitrary