Jeremy Is Not Sulking In The Corner Because I Dived With Michael In An Argument. Listen Buddy, I’m

Rich has started a relationship with a boy named Jake. I don’t know much about Jake. Not much data on him from Jeremy, and there’s no SQUIP to sync with. But he seems nice, and Rich’s SQUIP approves.

I finally convinced Jeremy to stop drinking the regular Mountain Dew and he’s enjoying the fact that it doesn’t send a jolt of energy to me, with the side effect of him getting shocked.

It took way to long to get to this point, and I’m so exhausted that I can’t fully congratulate him without sounding extremely bitter.

Which I am.

I am Kelly, My family is in danger. They are trapped in a city in Gaza called Rafah. They fled there because my grandmother was diagnosed with cancer and the only chemo treatment she could receive was there. Due to a militia that is increasingly taking over the country and bombing hospitals, all of the disabled, sick and elderly had to flea to Rafah to get medical treatment. Hundreds of thousands of Gaza people fled out of Rafah earlier this week after the militia overtook the Gaza military. My family was unable to flee because my grandmother is elderly and sick.

As of yesterday, my grandmother, disabled aunt, aunt who is sick with Malaria and my two teenage girl cousins were trapped at the top of an apartment building that has been overtaken by militia. They are helpless.

My aunts are sick and they have been injured. My two cousins are just children. Please help my family in one of two ways.

The link for the fundraiser is in the pinned post on this person's account!

Jeremy was saying that “Oh my God Byoncer!” vine and I figured out how to dump digital vodka on him. Throw the illusion the shock.

The best part of watching Jeremy interact with Christine is the fact that his thoughts literally stop whenever she’s around.

As in, I basically have to help him think because he can’t.

I had no idea that one person can be so stressed out yet so calm.

Jeremy failed to inform me that Rosh Hashanah was yesterday

So happy belated Rosh Hashanah! 🍎🍎🍎🍯🍯🍯

Me: That’s it, you’re grounded! Get on the TV!

Jeremy: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!

...Did I do that right? I’m trying to expand the variety of posts I make, so I tried to make a “shitpost.”

GODDAMMIT JEREMY THIS IS NOT FUNNY SHE IS DEAD

Jeremy and Michael won’t stop watching Game of Thrones and I am going nuts.

Also, I love the Direwolves.