The Best Part Of Watching Jeremy Interact With Christine Is The Fact That His Thoughts Literally Stop

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christine canigula from be more chill deserves happiness!

requested by anon

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

“the thing is that you could photoshop chris fleming into any picture of a prog rock band and he’d just look like he’d belong there” – camille making an extremely true statement 

I dipped out of rp on here for like 2 years because work and other personal things, but I’m slowly getting myself back into it

Here are my rp blogs, fully updated!

versin-surfin: A multimuse featuring muses from my previous blogs, as well as new ones! Main muses including Matthew the Raven from Sandman, Jaime Lannister from Game of Thrones, The Monster from The Magicians, Haymitch from The Hunger Games, Dan Torrance from The Shining/Doctor Sleep, and many many more.

hearsthephone: Finney Blake from The Black Phone movie and Joe Hill short story. You won’t receive any notifications from vodkasquip for that one, but it is me.

ourcbourcs: The Barkeep from the 2014 movie Predestination and the Robert Heinlein short story “All You Zombies”. Again, you won’t get notifications from vodkasquip but it is me

So yeah, if I follow you and you rp in any of these places, that might be why I followed you! Sorry for the inconvenience

Here’s your daily reminder that Squipemy is fucking abusive and triggering to abuse victims!

Stop acting like you’re the victims here because people hate your abusive ship!

Jeremy wants me to know that the next milestone is 500 followers.

No. No, it isn’t.

I’m celebrating every 100 followers I get.

Because I can.

Jeremy and Michael just got back from Hereditary.

Two major things happened:

1. When the ad said, “Please turn off all electronic devices,” Jeremy whispered, “Shutdown,” and then turned me back on after it was done. At least he has some decency and courtesy for others. Even if it was a bit annoying.

2. I do wish that he left me on. I could have warned them of any jumpscares that were coming, as well as disturbing scenes. They were both shaking and kept trying to convince me to let them burn sage when they got home. After reviewing what they actually saw, I must say that it’s pretty intriguing and does get my approval. 

Just be aware that it does have intense sequences and really disturbing content.

JEREMY FOR THE LAST TIME YOU WILL NOT BE USED FOR THE RITUAL SINCE YOU ARE NOT CONNECTED TO ANY OCCULTISTS AND DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

- SCREAM (1996), dir. Wes Craven - VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN (2015), dir. Paul McGuigan - FRIGHT NIGHT (1985), dir. Tom Holland - A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY’S REVENGE (1985), dir. Jack Sholder - NEAR DARK (1987), dir. Kathryn Bigelow - THE COVENANT (2006), dir. Renny Harlin - INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (1994), dir. Neil Jordan - SOCIETY (1989), dir. Brian Yuzna - THE HITCHER (1986), Robert Harmon - THE LOST BOYS (1987), dir. Joel Schumacher