Jeremy, Drinking His 3rd Cup Of Coffee In A Row: I’m A Senior Now, I Need The Energy For The Upcoming

“Yare yare daze…”

This is another one I made because I have 0 impulse control

I should probably say pretty much right off the bat that this is a side blog and has all the limitations of one

My main blog is @vodkasquip and will show up if I like anything from you or follow you.

Sorry for any and all inconveniences that this causes!

Character: is sarcastic, has a tragic past, probably evil, a jerk, impeccable fashion sense, cocky, good w their hands.

Me:

Rich’s SQUIP and I are sitting in a corner watching the three of them play Cards Against Humanity with Jake, Chloe, Christine, and Brooke. It’s a shame we don’t have more SQUIPs to join in because we could play our own game instead of listening to them squabble

Spooky Halloween Asks!

Boogeyman: what’s your weirdest/most irrational fear?

Candy Corn: what’s the best Halloween candy? the worst?

Crow: do you believe in omens? which ones?

Exorcist: do you believe in demons?

Ghost: have you ever encountered a spirit or haunted place?

Haunted: do you like haunted houses (or corn mazes, hayrides, etc.)?  if so, what’s the scariest one you’ve participated in?

Mothman: do you know of any local urban legends, or is there an urban legend that really freaks you out?

Mystery: what’s the strangest unsolved mystery that you’ve heard of?

Scream: favourite horror film?

Spell: do you believe in magic, or any sort of otherworldly powers? 

Trick or Treat: do you have any plans for Halloween this year?

UFO: do you believe in aliens, and do you think they visit Earth?

Werewolf: what cryptid or monster do you think could actually exist?

Witches: are you going to dress up this year? if yes, as what? 

Me: I have 69 followers.

Jeremy: Haha, nice.

Me: I won’t shock you in celebration.

Jeremy: Nice

Here’s your daily reminder that Squipemy is fucking abusive and triggering to abuse victims!

Stop acting like you’re the victims here because people hate your abusive ship!

Hello Internet Users,

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm yet another version of Jeremy Heere's SQUIP, but this one is...different from the other ones. So to speak. I'm the equivalent of what Jeremy calls a 'vodka aunt,' and I'm less strict than some of my siblings (the other versions of me that you might know). I might be a bit of a bad influence, but I have his best interests at heart. And yes, he still is friends with Michael. Hopefully you'll enjoy this blog he set up for me!

“When’s Bisexual Awareness Day?” “September 23 but the whole month is Bisexual Awareness Month.” “...Don’t come into your room for a few hours, okay?” “Did you get the day wrong again?” “Yeah.” “Thanks though. What’d you get this year?”

Me: A unicorn jelly bean dispenser from Amazon.

*silence*

“...She told you didn’t she.”

“Yeah.”

“COME ON!!!!”

Jeremy failed to inform me that Rosh Hashanah was yesterday

So happy belated Rosh Hashanah! 🍎🍎🍎🍯🍯🍯