Me: I Have 69 Followers.

I have determined that my costume will be Lindsay from Destination Wedding because a) Winona Ryder and b) alcohol.

Jeremy: I’m hungover.

Me: Well, whose fault is that?

Jeremy: You were supposed to tell me to stop drinking!

Me: And you were supposed to listen to me when I told you that the alcohol was messing with my system!

Jeremy: ...How do you make a hangover cure?

Jeremy: NOW we can sing Christmas songs!

Me: Yes. After Thanksgiving is the appropriate time to sing them.

Jeremy: After Halloween is the appropriate time!

Me: I am not about to have this conversation again.

Yesterday was Bisexual Awareness Day. Happy belated to the Bisexuals both in the closet and out of it.

This is just because Jeremy's playing video games with Michael and I'm bored. Ask away

Music asks, personalized list

1. A Song you’re ashamed of liking 2. Favourite lyrics 3. Favourite band/artist 4. Top 5 Favourite songs at this moment 5. Latest song that made you smile 6. An overrated band 7. An overrated song 8. Latest song that made you cry 9. Artist/band that saved your life 10. If you could see any band/artist live, who would it be 11. What song/album/band/artist always brings back memories for you 12. saddest song you know 13. Favourite song to sing in the shower 14. If you played an instrument in grade school, what was it 15. What song would you like to have your first dance to at your wedding 16. 5 Songs to have sex to 17. One band you’d have get back together/bring back from the dead 18. You’re forced to listen to only one album for the rest of your life, what album is it 19. A song that gets you through shit 20. A song to shut everything out 21. A song that’s a joke between you and your friends 22. A song to jam out to at 4am 23. A song that punches you in the gut every single time 24. A song that calms you down 25. A song that makes you feel alive 26. If you could get any lyrics tattooed, which would you choose 27. What band/artist would you get your children addicted to at an early age 28. Can you play any instruments, if so, which 29. If you could be a member of any band for one show, who would it be 30. CDs or Vinyls 31. 25 songs to play at your funeral 32. What are some song titles that you love 33. If your life ended today, what song would you choose to represent it 34. Can you give me a 10 song playlist on ____ 35. A heart wrenching song 36. A band/artist you’re proud of 37. A song that has a lot of meaning to you 38. A song that reminds you of school 39. A song not sung in your native language 40. An instrumental song 41. A classical song 42. A song with no percussion 43. Something you’ve heard performed live 44. Something you’d give ANYTHING to hear performed live 45. A song from a band/artist that’s from your town/city/state/province 46. A song made suddenly precious because of a special someone 47. A song made suddenly painful because of someone special 48. A song that demands lip syncing and a makeshift microphone 49. A song from a band/artist you met/know 50. A song that you would rock at karaoke 51. A song you can’t help but dance to 52. A song that makes you want to dance on a table 53. Your 10 song striper playlist 54. Favourite Disney song 55. A song that starts with the first letter of your name 56. A song from an artist still alive 57. A song from an artist who’s dead 58. A song you love by an artist/band you hate 59. A song you love with a colour in the title 60. A song you love with a number in the title 61. A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about 62. A song that needs to be played LOUD 63. A song that makes you think about life 64. 15 Songs that get suck in your head easily 65. A song that you think everyone should listen to 66. A song that makes you want to fall in love 67. A song that makes you think about ‘him/her’ 68. A song that you remember from your childhood 69. A song that reminds you of you 70. Okay what’s the real answer to number 1

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Have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “Oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY they are”

Hello Internet Users,

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm yet another version of Jeremy Heere's SQUIP, but this one is...different from the other ones. So to speak. I'm the equivalent of what Jeremy calls a 'vodka aunt,' and I'm less strict than some of my siblings (the other versions of me that you might know). I might be a bit of a bad influence, but I have his best interests at heart. And yes, he still is friends with Michael. Hopefully you'll enjoy this blog he set up for me!

For the love of whatever deity/higher power/important thing in your life, please do not convince your friends with SQUIPS to mix Mountain Dew flavors.

It will not end well.

For anyone.

Don’t ask.

IT WON’T LET ME FRAKKING

*deep breath* I’ll just wait until I’m at my computer or I download the app

I just realized that when you’re on your phone’s web browser you can’t comment on people’s pages if you’re on their blog but if their posts are on your feed you can but I can’t put the person’s url into search on my phone and my computer’s at home and I’m a sideblog this is pain I’m going to just do what I normally do and super awkwardly slide into their messages because idk when I’ll get to my computer and I sure as hell am not going to download the app at the current moment.

The best part of watching Jeremy interact with Christine is the fact that his thoughts literally stop whenever she’s around.

As in, I basically have to help him think because he can’t.