This Is Another One I Made Because I Have 0 Impulse Control

Jeremy: NOW we can sing Christmas songs!

Me: Yes. After Thanksgiving is the appropriate time to sing them.

Jeremy: After Halloween is the appropriate time!

Me: I am not about to have this conversation again.

I only have one thing to say after the hours of Vine comps I put myself through, and that the Jeremy and Michael put me through:

Fre Shava Cado

That was... Interesting.

Getting drunk doesn’t bode well for SQUIPs. Just an FYI.

I’m sick of Jeremy making references to a non-existent app that I wasn’t programmed to have intimate knowledge beforehand. I’m going to do research on it while Jeremy is in school.

Thankfully YouTube has a plethora of Vine compilations.

No Jeremy, I will not prepare for the Skeleton War, whatever that is.

No Jeremy I do not know what’s in a rum and coke my best guess is WHISKEY AND SPRITE

80 years old... he shouldve been at the club

I honestly didn’t expect this setup Rich and his SQUIP made so I can vent my feelings on the internet would get 13 followers. Thank you for listening to me.

Jeremy stopped sulking but is now in a heated debate with Michael about wether or not the movie had decent covers. I would shock him, but this is much too entertaining for that.

Instead I am eating digital popcorn and standing off to the side with a large grin on my face.

Jeremy told me that I should get some vodka for Black Friday since it’s discounted. I appreciate the sentiment, but why would I go through the effort of attempting to purchase vodka off the internet when I can just get digital versions of it for free?