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Jeremy asked if I was really drinking vodka and I told him it was digital and I can’t get drunk. He asked why I would even drink it, then. I informed him that I do have a personality that just so happens to live aesthetics and drama.

GODDAMMIT JEREMY THIS IS NOT FUNNY SHE IS DEAD

Jeremy and Michael won’t stop watching Game of Thrones and I am going nuts.

Also, I love the Direwolves.

So many things that appear to be common sense apparently are not.

No Jeremy, I will not prepare for the Skeleton War, whatever that is.

Jeremy complained to me that I shock him too much. I informed him that’s because he never listens to me. Completely unironically, he replied, “I know what I’m doing, so I shouldn’t have to listen to you.”

Jeremy: SHOTS SHOT SHOT SHOTS

Me: YOU CAN JUST NOT WITH Mountain Dew HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO-

Michael: EVERYBODY!

Me: YOU STOP ENCOURAGING HIM!

“When’s Bisexual Awareness Day?” “September 23 but the whole month is Bisexual Awareness Month.” “...Don’t come into your room for a few hours, okay?” “Did you get the day wrong again?” “Yeah.” “Thanks though. What’d you get this year?”

Me: A unicorn jelly bean dispenser from Amazon.

*silence*

“...She told you didn’t she.”

“Yeah.”

“COME ON!!!!”

Me: I have 69 followers.

Jeremy: Haha, nice.

Me: I won’t shock you in celebration.

Jeremy: Nice

No Jeremy I do not know what’s in a rum and coke my best guess is WHISKEY AND SPRITE

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