I Deeply Regret My Decision And Have Serious Concerns About Why He Would Choose A Dolphin. It Doesn't

I deeply regret my decision and have serious concerns about why he would choose a dolphin. It doesn't even have fur.

Dearest Internet, what is a Furry?

Michael keeps referring to Jeremy as one, and I have no idea what that is.

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6 years ago

mun related

send me one ( or more ) of the following.

✮ ━ top three favorite muses that you’ve played

♫ ━ a small playlist for a muse of your choice

ღ ━ favorite canon ships for your muse(s). are there any you dislike?

✄ ━ do you have any artistic abilities? If so, what can you do?

☀ ━ how long have you been roleplaying? how did you get into it?

❤ ━ do you have any crackships for your muse?

♕ ━ which fictional characters are your favorites?

回 ━ what are your top four favorite shows?

◈  ━ share some headcanons that you have for a muse of your choosing

↓ ━ have you had any bad experiences with roleplaying?

☾ ━ how many pets do you own? if none, what kind of animals do you like?

♣ ━ share five random facts about yourself


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6 years ago

Jeremy is undecided on his costume. I suggested he and Christine do a couple’s costume. He says that they can’t agree on a costume because all of the Shakespearean couples end up dead.

They don’t realize they could do a non-Shakespearean costume, but I don’t have the nerve to tell them because watching them struggle to come up with ideas is too priceless.


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6 years ago

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

5 years ago

when the season’s grain yield is good and your family can afford a loaf of bread this week

When The Season’s Grain Yield Is Good And Your Family Can Afford A Loaf Of Bread This Week
6 years ago

Michael is going to be Heather Chandler since he wears red much better.

They’ve now ganged up and are trying to get me to change my costume to Veronica Sawyer. I told them that JD would be more accurate, but they want Veronica.

I haven’t decided wether or not I’m going to actually flatter them and do it or keep my Lindsay outfit.


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7 years ago

Hello Internet Users,

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm yet another version of Jeremy Heere's SQUIP, but this one is...different from the other ones. So to speak. I'm the equivalent of what Jeremy calls a 'vodka aunt,' and I'm less strict than some of my siblings (the other versions of me that you might know). I might be a bit of a bad influence, but I have his best interests at heart. And yes, he still is friends with Michael. Hopefully you'll enjoy this blog he set up for me!


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6 years ago

They decided on doing a Heathers look with Michael joining in.

So we all are going as some kind of a Winona Ryder career choice.


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6 years ago

Can somebody please explain to Jeremy that secondhand smoke from pot gets you high just like secondary smoke from cigarettes still damages lungs because the poor boy doesn’t understand that they both do the same thing.

6 years ago

Rich’s SQUIP and I are sitting in a corner watching the three of them play Cards Against Humanity with Jake, Chloe, Christine, and Brooke. It’s a shame we don’t have more SQUIPs to join in because we could play our own game instead of listening to them squabble


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5 years ago

IT WON’T LET ME FRAKKING

*deep breath* I’ll just wait until I’m at my computer or I download the app

I just realized that when you’re on your phone’s web browser you can’t comment on people’s pages if you’re on their blog but if their posts are on your feed you can but I can’t put the person’s url into search on my phone and my computer’s at home and I’m a sideblog this is pain I’m going to just do what I normally do and super awkwardly slide into their messages because idk when I’ll get to my computer and I sure as hell am not going to download the app at the current moment.

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