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as a dream kinnie how many rocks on average do you eat

Its a secret :3 (all of my pockets are full of cool little pebbles at all times (my parents get mad at me for this regularly))

NON DREAM-FAN IRL SAYS HE THINKS PEOPLE DEFENDING GUMBALL IS WEIRD AND PEOPLE JUST WANNA HATE DREAM FOR NO REASON I WIN!!!!

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

au where sam has a cute half-sized creeper form no one knows about. following daedalus sam makes the brilliant conclusion that for sure sneaking around the server like this would be safer. instead dream(everyone's favorite scientist <3) stumbles upon a CUTE TINY BITE SIZED CREEPER that won't blow up and declares him a biological marvel. just LOOK at him! he's adorable! dream would love to see what he's made of. obviously with nothing to protect himself its better to stay in creeper form for now and wait for a chance to escape, thinks sam. i didn't know creepers were this fluffy :) thinks dream.

i believe it is hilarious how much people act as if dream incites harassment; like he's the one with the power? like he's the one with the general public's positive opinion? like he hasn't been fucking harassed and verbally abused for a year? it's all kicking this guy to a pulp even when he's down but woe is me 😞 your stans are quote retweeting me and you're ruining my friend's career because of his own actions...

the fact that drunz have been the dteam house together so many times and we never get pics of them is cruel and unusual punishment like guys please just one and ill be fed for the year

ITS SO CRUEL LIKE WTFFFF THEY HATE US SO MUCH! LIKE IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

i'm erasing myself from the narrative