Too-many-th0ughts - Kit!🖍

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

the fact that drunz have been the dteam house together so many times and we never get pics of them is cruel and unusual punishment like guys please just one and ill be fed for the year

ITS SO CRUEL LIKE WTFFFF THEY HATE US SO MUCH! LIKE IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

i love c!dream because man went into a paranoid spiral after being given a book that grants power over death and immediately was like 'i need to find a way to contain Something Powerful like death itself forever' and then decided that actually the best course of action was to put himself into the giant self-harm box and thought that makes perfect sense, actually.

Hi! Welcome to tumblr! Just a heads up that hashtags work a little different here on tumblr. When reblogging a post you typically click on the little + at the very bottom of the post to add tags to the post. In your reblogs you’ve been adding onto the original post, which is totally fine! But then in that case you might wanna remove the hashtag :)

Oh shoot thank you so so much ill fox it :) will prob del my reblogs so i can do it the right way

Y'know, cc!Dream would totally use Techno's chat against him.

Like he's being teased a bunch, and he has no more comebacks.

What does he do??

Oh, it's quite simple. UwU

He just has to say one vowel! :D

"E"

And it's over for Techno, he's down for the count!!! >:D

Techno: bruhhhhhhhh

and maybe we should all die ?

Ok because we're getting new twt refugees again:

Things I WISH I knew about DTBLR before I joined DTBLR:

(with the assumption that you already understand site software mechanics)

Everyone here is a lot more relaxed than Twitter. People make long posts about stuff because we have (essentially) no character limit.

REBLOG IT. This goes for art, fics, funny joke posts, literally anything. Tumblr does NOT have an algorithm so if you see something you want other people to see you need to reblog it.

Comments go in the tags of posts usually, not the reblog text itself.

✨TAG IT✨ Tag your discourse, tag your triggering content, but especially TAG YOUR FLASHING LIGHTS AND STROBING GIFS/VIDEOS WITH SOMETHING OTHER THAN 'EPILEPSY'

Set up your blog with a pfp and a header and a title other than 'untitled', otherwise people will think you're a bot and block you

Going back to being more relaxed, Dtblr is suuuuuuuper relaxed about cc boundaries. CCs do not use Tumblr. They cannot see it. You might feel differently about this but trying to bother or harass someone because 'that's against xyz's boundaries!' will get you blocked and ignored.

SEND PEOPLE ASKS!!! Asks are a lovely feature of Tumblr and they encourage discussion and open communication. Ask away new friends :D

rb this post if u enjoyed ty

Every so often disaster strikes the drestate, all the towers are hit with nuclear bombs and out of the rubble, just as the dust settles, someone rises, pats their pants and goes "I think Dream's an Alpha" and then someone from under the rubble will scream "That's BULLSHIT" And I find that beautiful