The Fact That Drunz Have Been The Dteam House Together So Many Times And We Never Get Pics Of Them Is

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c!Dream is ______. c!Dream deserves _____. If I met c!Dream, I would ______.

c!Dream is a beautiful, charred, mostly-stale cinnamon roll.

c!Dream deserves a slap upside the head, therapy, hugs, and a nice secluded farm out in the boonies where he can grow flowers and carrots and own three parrots, eleven horses, six dogs, and twenty cats.

If I met c!Dream, I would give him a long, comforting hug (probably while ugly crying), then give him a sound drubbing about the head and shoulders with a wiffle bat, after which I would drag him off by the hand to see a therapist.

dream deserves all the love in the entire universe and i'm being so serious

dream’s favorite disney princess is belle, his favorite flower was the rose but changed it to ‘the most recent flower he received’, he cried to marley and me, he cried at the prospect of not getting to see spiderman no way home in theaters, he sent a whole box of merch to a fan’s family because their little brother got bullied, he keeps homeless kits in his car, he left work early and cried for hours when he found out his cat was dying, his bought his mom a pair of earrings on mother’s day, he keeps every fan letter ever sent to him in a scrapbook, he sends long and meaningful thanksgiving messages to friends and family every year, he visited a children’s hospital and sang for them, he draws smiley faces on his nails, he had a room built just for patches, he wanted a quail coop at his house :(

Can't belive making my cat a jacket and little mittens is a crucial part of getting him healthy again

One day the fandom will start portraying the people of L'manburg like the violent aggressors that Wilbur always intended them to be and then I'll finally be free

Fuck it. Mutuals as dsmp characters:

c!George - @llitchilitchi (similar to an XD-induced fever dream and I mean that in the best way)

c!Bad - @hiding-in-the-vault (adopting all the poor lost children)

c!Punz - @theminecraftbox (enjoyer of dead people, no I will not elaborate)

c!Sam - @lookinghalfacorpse (24/7 putting c!Dream through the fires of the underworld)

c!Quackity - @swordfright (delights in being a source of suffering)

c!Techno - @justcallme-ange (spends time in retirement before doing the most insane shit you've seen (art))

c!Niki - @rivalsposting (fueled by a burning vengeance and also makes stunning cupcakes)

c!Michael Beloved - @simplepotatofarmer (chicken enthusiast, need I say more?)

c!Tommy - @dreamsclock (birthplace of all destruction)

c!Tubbo - @voidpidgeon (brain needs to be studied under a microscope)

c!Wilbur - @dr3amofagame (says words in the correct order)

None of y'all get the honor of being c!Dream.

(I literally made this in 10 minutes, there were more people I wanted to add but I couldn't think of characters, I'm so sorry 😭)

Hello tumblr friends have some undercooked food

It is 4am i have to get up at 6 i am so sleep deprived. Anyway hi lovelies some time no see, have this crappy drunz doodle i might or (more likely) might not turn into something actually decent later

(Pookie made me do it this is very un-serious <3)

i love c!dream because man went into a paranoid spiral after being given a book that grants power over death and immediately was like 'i need to find a way to contain Something Powerful like death itself forever' and then decided that actually the best course of action was to put himself into the giant self-harm box and thought that makes perfect sense, actually.

I think I just saw someone try and say that BBH hosting/sponsoring/paying for/whatever the DSMP means that it’s not the DSMP, it’s the BBHSMP

……and if that’s being used as some sort of “Dream can’t take credit for the DSMP” whatever I might scream cause honestly something I haven’t mentioned yet that is one of my biggest pet peeves about DSMP creator drama and is also one of the main things that makes me feel like most people are being disingenuous

BBH is an extremely close friend of Dream’s, who openly and actively supports him constantly

So if CaptainPuffy, so is Awesamdude, etc

Yet NO ONE seems to have a problem with them

It’s ONLY Dream (and occasionally the whole DTeam)

Like if you actually fucking hate Dream that much, why are you still friends with/supporting the people who love him

Why is every goddamn drama with Dream just full of the most fucking hypocrisy I have ever seen in my life. Like actually rivals the average conservative christain in America. What is wrong with all of you