I'm Erasing Myself From The Narrative

people will claim to be progressive and anti-cop and pro-prison abolition and still believe that people online they hate should be constantly punished for every mistake they made in their life.

I love the thought of c!Dream being deeply unsettling. There's something off about him, something you can't put your finger on, that makes you dread being alone in a room together. Even when he's trapped in a prison cell, it feels like he's the one with the power. I love the thought of that being intentional—when he has no weapons, he can make his own. He still has his mind. He still has his voice.

Obviously that's not who c!Dream is By Default, but it's interesting how well he can play the character when he chooses to. When he decides it can work to his benefit.

NON DREAM-FAN IRL SAYS HE THINKS PEOPLE DEFENDING GUMBALL IS WEIRD AND PEOPLE JUST WANNA HATE DREAM FOR NO REASON I WIN!!!!

c!dream: trust me bro i am totally gonna do [thing he could've done already] if you don't stop me. i'm gonna do this for Reasons. by the way i built this giant prison also for Reasons. i wasn't gonna put you in this giant prison but now i will, for Reasons. who was i gonna put in the prison? You Don't Need To Know but it's you now. umm i'm going to kill your friend or something and then put you in the prison if you don't stop me (perhaps with this prison that i just told you about? 👀👀) why? Reasons. trust me i am totally gonna steal everyone's items look what i already have [his own fish, some random animals, this axe he just got, skeppy cage] say goodbye to your friend while i count to ten for way longer than ten seconds. oh look it's punz with the entire server for some reason coming through this giant portal i made sure to frame in the most cinematic way possible. put my items in the hole? sure i couldn't possibly fight all these people [takes a billion op items off his pockets] yeah sure go ahead kill me. thanks i am literally nowhere near any of these people now and could easily escape but i will come back since you threatened to kill yourself. by the way i can revive people so you can't kill me permanently or everyone is dead forever (you can put people inside prisons if you can't kill them 👀)

c!tommy, c!tubbo, c!wilbur: wow that was all very convenient wasn't it very weird

majority of the fandom, apparently: no it sounds legit

How are you doing?

IM SO LATE TO ANSWER SORRYYYY

Honestly I'm not sure, having revelations and stuff. Feeling a bit poetic, or depressed tbh i can't tell the difference, but I'm surviving

Thank you for asking kind anon<3

c!techno on nov. 16th

i believe it is hilarious how much people act as if dream incites harassment; like he's the one with the power? like he's the one with the general public's positive opinion? like he hasn't been fucking harassed and verbally abused for a year? it's all kicking this guy to a pulp even when he's down but woe is me 😞 your stans are quote retweeting me and you're ruining my friend's career because of his own actions...

Binders are hand wash only and I've STRUGGLED and i cannot recommend enough: get your ass an antique washboard! Get one with a textured glass board! Rub soap onto the textured part of the glass and then rub your binder against it and all sweat and soil fucking disappears! This washboard must have been a huge game changer for our ancestors who used to have to lay shit on a rock and beat it with a stick. The textured glass washboard makes hand washing so fucking easy! Trans man lifehack, wash your tit holster like a Victorian lady!!

hi dungeon meshi fandom :]

dream’s favorite disney princess is belle, his favorite flower was the rose but changed it to ‘the most recent flower he received’, he cried to marley and me, he cried at the prospect of not getting to see spiderman no way home in theaters, he sent a whole box of merch to a fan’s family because their little brother got bullied, he keeps homeless kits in his car, he left work early and cried for hours when he found out his cat was dying, his bought his mom a pair of earrings on mother’s day, he keeps every fan letter ever sent to him in a scrapbook, he sends long and meaningful thanksgiving messages to friends and family every year, he visited a children’s hospital and sang for them, he draws smiley faces on his nails, he had a room built just for patches, he wanted a quail coop at his house :(