Jaune: *Telling Pyrrha how very datable he thinks she is*
Pyrrha: *Red-faced, trembling in place, thinking* ‘You’re so fucking close, and so am I...’
The prom episode in Volume 2 was the pinnacle of human evolution.
jaune's family found out about the date and decided to get to know his new gf. they might have sort of kidnapped her. but jaune showed up to bail her out of that situation. thing is ruby was embarrassed about being asked if she and jaune were planning on having children and refuses to speak about it. so the girls (with no evidence) decide it must be like something out of a spy movie where jaune saved ruby from his old enemies. how do they treat jaune now, and what's their plan to get more info?
Ruby: (tiny girl) i wanna go home
Jaune: guys you're making her nervous
Faunus!Zwei is terrified of thunder, and wakes up just as a storm rolls in. The only other one(s) awake is Jaune (and Ruby?). Brotherly bonding time? (Not sure if Jaune is staying on Patch over some break, or if he comes over from Vale.)
A loud crack goes across the sky waking up the fanaus boy from his sleep, a loud Yelp coming out of his mouth. He looks around his room in fear. He thought about running to his sisters or his dad, but then frowned. He wasnt a baby. He was a big boy! And boys dont need sleep with other cause they were scared! To the second CRACK changed his mind and he ran into Ruby’s room and dive under the covers. Jaune open his eyes at the movement and lift the cover to see Zwei shaking like a leaf under it. Ruby snored, pretending to sleep at the moment. Jaune knew she wanted this to he a chance for him and Zwei to bond someway.
Jaune sighed and pulled up Zwei.
Jaune:Hey buddy. You okay?
Zwei:……
Jaune:Got scared of the thunder?
Zwei nods his head slightly.
Jaune:Hey it’s okay bud. You wanna stay in her with me and your sister?
Zwei look up Jaune, tears threatening to fall from his face.
Zwei:Can I?
Jaune:Sure.
Zwei began to smile before a another thunderclap and he clutched Jaune tightly. Jaune ruffled his hair telling him it was alright and Zwei began to fall alseep, light snoring coming from him. Jaune look toward Ruby to see her smiling at him.
Ruby:Good job Jaune.
She kissed him and cuddle up to him both slowly falling alseep.
Kali: *Stood in the doorway*... Go on.
blake: you have no evidence against me xiao long!
yang: ahem "i wanna lick honey off jaune's toned body, i want him to collar me and put me on a leash , and fuck me like he owns me, then i want him to write "proptery of jaune arc on my ass"
blake:...
jaune:...
All three of them, independent of each other, keep gold bullion hidden somewhere, in case Jacques either disowns them or suddenly runs the SDC into the ground.
The only reason Weiss couldn’t take her card being blocked is because her gold is under the floorboards of some piano bar in Mantle.
Whitley gets out least, but he does have a safety deposit box under a fake name.
Winter straight up buried a trunk of it in the tundra, you’d have to get to the spot, likely fighting Grimm to get to it, then carve into 4 feet of snow and permafrost to get to it.
List of Things I Suspect the Schneeblings have Perfected:
Converting card into cash so their father cannot trace their purchases
Stock market
Safety hazards of dust and analysis of their molecular components
Politics – each to their own
Lying while smiling
Gonna be fun when Blake walks in on that.
Realistically, there's still Councilwoman Camilla, and possibly Robyn, since Jacques got proven a fraud. This is assuming Ironwood will die.
I'm not saying he won't help, I think he really will, I just don't think running the Kingdom would suit him as well as just doing good with the SDC.
One thing I would love for the end of the arc, is seeing Atlas have to land (hopefully not fall but...), and recombine with Mantle as a single city.
Less headcanons and more predictions
Once the whole Salem debacle is done, and assuming mantle is still standing, whit,say first order of business is gonna be to install a far more effective and sturdy heating Infastructure,
Oh yes, I'm sure there is a lot whitley could do with the atlas government (assuming there is an atlas by the end of this volume) to make sure that the infrastructure is upgraded.
Reformed Emerald: Is this a cult? Some kinda free-love in the snow deal? I mean I’m not against it per say, but my last cult sucked. I feel like I shouldn’t join another too fast.
Robyn, gesturing to the happy huntresses: WELCOME TO MY ROGUE BAND OF LESBIANS
Blake: I AM THE NIGHT!
Jaune: And I’m the... knight?
Either Ironwood dies and Jaune just ends up picking it up, or he steals it during some future confrontation. Some payback strike for Oscar or whatever.
Hell, according to the wiki, Ironwood lost the other one of the set in the Amity Colosseum and never got it back.
A lot of people are guessing Amity is gonna be the protag’s V8 ‘base’, he could just find it there.
Ruby: jaune i think you should get a gun
Jaune: i think you should mind your own fucking business.
Yang: Jaune, your whole family is kinda badass.
Jaune: Ha ha. Yeah, I like to think so.
Yang: And I’m a badass...
Jaune: Well, yeah. That was never in question.
Yang: So I’m gonna be in your family!
Jaune: You’re gonna- Yang that’s not how that works.
Mama Arc: *From the other room* It’s how I ended up here!