We Know Robyn Is One Hell Of A Domme, But How Would She Show Jaune She Cared?

HOT DAMN IT’S HAPPENING

Starting Chapter 1 of RNNJR tonight

SO

I was doing some research. realized that a lot of the cities we see in Mistral around Vol. 4 are named after Japanese flowers. Do some digging, find out they are all a part of the Language of Flowers.

Now

I WONDER where we should meet Neo? Is there a name that might work well for someone hiding out, dealing with their grief alone while also slowly making her way to Mistral without any help?

Tsubaki, or the White Camellia, means “waiting”  When I say I nearly screamed in symbolism and excitement….

Oh no...

I really hope this is just an error or something...

Yo, what happened to lovealltherwbyships?

Blake: Horny on main. Currently lighting candles. Too lazy to let her own booty-call in the house.

Jaune: Was in bed already. Still smitten for his kitten. More happy that he’ll get sleep cuddling than he is for the sex.

Kali: Starting to get grandbaby-crazy. Has to be up in the morning. Hoping this one will fuck the emo out of her daughter.

Jaune Watches a Lot of Fantastic Four

When Blake invites him to smash at 1 in the morning: "It's clobbering time!"

When Kali answers the door wondering why they have visitors at 1 AM: "Milady, 'tis the clobbering hour."

“Why do I suddenly feel like I’m in danger?”

- Pyrrha

Nora secretly switches Jaune’s gummy vitamins for Cum Boosting Pills.

Job satisfaction is important. Neo knows it’s important to have fun with your work.

Torchwick: *Breaks into a museum and steals large amounts of priceless artwork and jewelry*

Neo: *Steals the guard’s hat and flashlight* 😁

I’d like to imagine this being the first time most of them have heard Neo speak.

Jaune asks Neo to marry him in front of everyone Neo says yes while crying tears of joy and hugging him what does everyone do

ruby: uuuh

weiss: awww

blake: cute

yang: *crying*

nora: also cryinh

ren: *stoic

What’s really funny is you (or Ren) thinking that any condom on Remnant could hold up to Nora’s Arc nookie, any that don’t end up as latex scraps would end up popping like water balloons.

Nora, or huntresses in general, would have to either be on the pill, or have an implant, I usually headcanon the latter as more common, since hunters seem to have a habit of wandering outside cities for long stretches, why carry condoms or pills if you don’t have to?

Nora's thirst scares the living hell out of Ren and Jaune. Jaune however has no chance at finding shelter when given the option of Nora's needs or finding himself cornered by those thirsty moms.

Nora: come on jaune i wanna spend the night with my hunky leader.

Jaune: nora. Im gonna be busy

Nora: you can either spend it with me or those moms.

Jaune:…

Jaune: you’re lucky i love you

Ren: (from the kitchen) wear protection!

Or Libreoffice, if it’s more your thing.

Hey, guys! I'm back with another RWBY Fan-fic idea! But instead of telling you, I'll let you read some dialogue from the story...

"Hey, Jaune," Yang wearily greeted, shivering from being soaked head to toe outside of Jaune's door, "uh, I kinda need a favor from ya." In her arms, she held a soggy blanket.

And in the blanket, wheezed a dark-haired girl with wolf ears.

"You stupid mutt!" The others whimpered and cowered in the corner as he kicked her in her ribs. "When I tell you to eat, you fuckin' eat!" Every yelp was treated with another kick, and every kick with another yelp.

Jaune looked at his arm. The wound was deep, if the oozing dark red was any indication. He hissed through his teeth as he ran to the kitchen. Where was that damn first aid kit?!

"Zha-Zha!" Ruby yelled with excitement. She bounced up and down at the sight of her best friend as he walked to the front door. She began scratching and barking at the door, eagerly waiting for her sister to open it.

"You can't control me." Ruby tore off the collar, a steely look in her eyes. "Not anymore."

I was wondering what this ship was called, My guesses were either Ladybug Knight or Lan-cat-ster. Crimson Knightshade sounds better though. I’d say Scarlet Knightshade, but that should probably be Velvet instead of Ruby.

Crimson Knightshade: Ruby and Blake arguing about the perfect birthday gift for Jaune.

ALRIGHT!!! (YOSHA!!!)

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Anonymous asks: The Rose, the Kitty, and the Knight (RWBY)

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*Jaune is simply walking down the halls of Beacon, until he hears an argument*

Jaune (leaning his head in closer to Team RWBY’s door): …Huh?

Ruby (yelling): …He wouldn’t want a dead mouse, Blake!

Blake (also yelling): …Okay, fine! How the entire “Ninja of Love” series?!

Ruby: That’s filth, Blake!

Blake: That’s not filth! That’s literature at its finest! I’m sure Jaune would appreciate it!

Ruby: What Jaune would TRULY appreciate is an additional upgrade to his already awesome weapon: Crocea Mors!

Blake: How would you know?

Ruby: As a weapon enthusiast: I should know!

Blake: What Jaune truly deserves is a lot of loving! I also should know!

Ruby: True, but it shouldn’t be from somebody who takes reference from a filthy book!

Blake: Hey! Don’t call my-

*Knock! Knock! Knock!*

Ruby: …I’ll get it. *Opens the door, and Ruby’s surprised to see Jaune there* J-Jaune! Can…I do anything for you?

Jaune (chuckling): …May I come inside? Sounds like you and Blake were having an important conversion.

Ruby (blushing): Wait! You were-

Blake: Of course! Come inside!

Ruby (angrily): BLA-

*Jaune walks inside*

Jaune: So, uh…what’s this about?

Blake: We were talking about-

Ruby (attempting to cover Blake’s mouth): Don’t say- MMPH!!!

Blake (covering Ruby’s mouth): …The perfect birthday gift for you. *Blushes*

*Ruby also blushes, Jaune also blushes hearing this*

Jaune (shocked): …Oh…well, um…to…be to honest, I don’t need you two to get me the “perfect birthday gift” for me, because I already have what I want.

Blake: O-Oh? And what’s that?

Ruby (unmuffling herself): Yeah! What’s that Jau- MMPH!

*Jaune kisses Ruby on the lips, then kisses Blake on the lips, causing both girls to blush massively*

Jaune: It’s you two! Ruby…Blake…you two are the perfect gifts I could ever want! I don’t care what you get me, so long as I make you two the happiest people on Remnant!

*Ruby and Blake, hearing this, IMMEDIATELY tackle Jaune onto the ground, pelting his face with kisses*

Blake: J-Jaune!

Ruby: So, um…we’re your…

Jaune (chuckling): My perfect gifts? Yes! I don’t need- *Gets muffled by Blake* Mmph?

Blake (blushing): Anything…?

Ruby (blushing): All you need it Blake and I, r-right?

*Jaune doesn’t say anything, but nods*

Blake (happily): Oh, well…Ruby, I think exactly what I should give him~…

Ruby (happily): Oh? And what’s that, Blake?

*Blake unmuffles Jaune, then strips herself naked. Ruby, seeing this, also strips herself as well*

Jaune (shocked): W-Whoa! H-Huh…?

Blake: Jaune, please…

Ruby: T-Take your early birthday gifts…as…as early as possible~.

*Jaune obliges, then the trio spends the rest of the night doing “stuff” together, until they fall asleep happily on Ruby’s bed*

Ruby/Blake (falling asleep): Jaune…

Jaune (falling asleep): Ruby…Blake…as long as I have you two, I…

*The trio falls asleep together*

I wanna see 12 Sun Wukongs backed by 8 Flynt Coals with Jaune off to the side playing guitar again.

There’s also 5 Blakes, but none of them want to be there.

Sun uses his Semblance to just form a whole barbershop quartet of just him

He can’t sing, he’s just very loud

But he’s got a lot of heart

He’s very enthusiastic, but nobody can get him to stop because he can’t hear them over his own screeching