We Could Return To Argus? It’s Separate, But Still Has Atlas-tier Defense.

Lewd white knight

Weiss makes jaune wear a collar and a leash

OH DAMN!

Someone else remembers this story!

Really wish SleepinEyes didn’t vanish...

I don’t OT3 often but the thought Pyrrha, Jaune, and Yang intrigues me.

Eventually Jaune and Ren have to work together to make the Remnant version of Soylent, just a milkshake with as much nutrients in it as they can sneak in.

Both girls get a 2-3 inch growth spurt within a few weeks of semi-healthy nutrition, unfortunately it’s too late to get much more than that in height.

Neo and Nora get along cause nothing taste better on pancakes then Icecream.

Some friendships are built on mutual understanding and care. And some friendships are built on breakfast foods.

Salem bringing out the mom voice.

Salem: Neo, have you considered that if you didn't kill everyone you had sex with, you might not be so frustrated?

Neo: *flips Salem off*

Mercury: Neo treats men like she treats her outfits, she cuts them up and burns the remains when she's done.

Emerald: Cinder does too!

Neo: *hurls glass at Emerald for mentioning that name*

Mercury: hahaha she missed because her arms are too little!

Salem: Neo, that's enough and you two should stop winding her up!

We thought Arcs just fucked that hard, but it turns out that it’s being a Maiden that makes you hyper-fertile.

That’s the real reason Raven had to leave Patch, she found out that she could get laid or get magical but both was too dangerous. She had to leave to avoid all Taiyang temptation and live in the woods.

How else do you think Salem had four kids one after another. None of them look like they’re the same age but they look really close in age.

Magic Chicks man, gotta be careful.

What if now hear me out on this one Jaune’s mom is the summer maiden

Jaune: Guys! This is a terrible idea!

Nora: Oh come on Jauney, it’s not that bad.

Ruby: Yeah! We just have to go visit your mom, ask her to open up vault down in Vacuo, grab the relic, and then we’re on our way to kicking Salem’s butt once and for all!

Jaune: *Twitches nervously* L-Like I said, terrible idea!

Weiss: What’s got you so agitated, Arc?

Yang: Yeah. You kinda look like Blake does when a new smut book is coming soon, but only she can’t get it fast enough. So her whole body does that funny twitchy thing from time to time.

Blake: *Shoots her friend an unimpressed glare*

Jaune: I... may have....not told my family we were coming?

Weiss: *Sighs and pulls out her phone* Well then give them a call. We don’t want to be rude and drop by unannounced. Besides, we’re almost there. I can almost see your hou-

Jaune: *Looking more and more distressed by the second*

Blake: Jaune. When’s the last time you talked to your mother?

Jaune: B-Before Beacon?

Weiss: S-So she doesn’t know about ANYTHING?! You never once thought to call her and tell her you were ok? Wether during school, the festival, or after the fall of Beacon!?

Jaune: N-No?!

Blake: Wow.

Yang: You are so dead.

Ruby: *Patting Jaune’s arm sympathetically* D-Dont worry, I’m sure it won’t be that ba-

*Ruby’s words came to an abrupt end when a flying, magic infused slipper, rocketed into Jaune’s face*

Juniper Arc: JAUNE ARC! Do you have any idea how worried sick I’ve been! To think that my own son, my baby boy, would sneak off and join a monster fighting school without so much as a word good bye!? To not hear from him for MONTHS! Not until the Vital Festival! And then to watch him fight for his life on NATIONAL TV, as waves and waves of grimms came for him and all his little friends! I was absolutely terrified! And do I get a single call afterwards to let me know if my son had survived? Do I? NO! I don’t! I don’t hear a single word from you. Not until your sister, Bless Saphron’s heart, takes pitty on your old lady of a mother and tells me that you are ok and healthy and on your way here. HERE!! Without so much as a TEXT from you! So?! What do you have to say for yourself young man!?

Jaune:

Ren: Uh, Mrs Arc?

Juniper: Juniper.

Pyrrha: Um, Miss Juniper. I.... I think- *Holds up a fluffy bunny slipper* I think your slipper knocked him out?

Juniper: *Sighs angrily* That boy, honestly! Can you all be a dear and drag my son’s sorry carcass back inside. I’ll whip you all up some hot food and drinks while we wait for Mr lazy bones to wake back up again. Come along girls.

*Yang and Nora shrug and carry Jaune towards the large house between the two of them*

(I loved this random idea very much! It’s was very creative and sporadic! 😁)

Faunus!Zwei is terrified of thunder, and wakes up just as a storm rolls in. The only other one(s) awake is Jaune (and Ruby?). Brotherly bonding time? (Not sure if Jaune is staying on Patch over some break, or if he comes over from Vale.)

A loud crack goes across the sky waking up the fanaus boy from his sleep, a loud Yelp coming out of his mouth. He looks around his room in fear. He thought about running to his sisters or his dad, but then frowned. He wasnt a baby. He was a big boy! And boys dont need sleep with other cause they were scared! To the second CRACK changed his mind and he ran into Ruby’s room and dive under the covers. Jaune open his eyes at the movement and lift the cover to see Zwei shaking like a leaf under it. Ruby snored, pretending to sleep at the moment. Jaune knew she wanted this to he a chance for him and Zwei to bond someway.

Jaune sighed and pulled up Zwei.

Jaune:Hey buddy. You okay?

Zwei:……

Jaune:Got scared of the thunder?

Zwei nods his head slightly.

Jaune:Hey it’s okay bud. You wanna stay in her with me and your sister?

Zwei look up Jaune, tears threatening to fall from his face.

Zwei:Can I?

Jaune:Sure.

Zwei began to smile before a another thunderclap and he clutched Jaune tightly. Jaune ruffled his hair telling him it was alright and Zwei began to fall alseep, light snoring coming from him. Jaune look toward Ruby to see her smiling at him.

Ruby:Good job Jaune.

She kissed him and cuddle up to him both slowly falling alseep.

I wanna see 12 Sun Wukongs backed by 8 Flynt Coals with Jaune off to the side playing guitar again.

There’s also 5 Blakes, but none of them want to be there.

Sun uses his Semblance to just form a whole barbershop quartet of just him

He can’t sing, he’s just very loud

But he’s got a lot of heart

He’s very enthusiastic, but nobody can get him to stop because he can’t hear them over his own screeching

Dog-faunus Jaune and Pyrrha would end up doing some praise-kink petplay shit.

And Blake would keep walking in on it!

Pyrrha: *Gives Jaune headpats* Who’s a good boy~

Jaune: *Blushing but enjoying the praise* Me! I’m a good boy, Pyrrha!

Pyrrha: That’s right. You’re such a good boy~ *Slowly pushes down on the top of Jaune’s head*

Jaune: P-Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: *Licks her lips seductively and slowly slides her skirt up, exposing her soaked panties* Who’s my good boy~ *Pushes down a little harder*

Jaune: *Blushes and drops down on his knees in front of her* M-Me, Pyrrha. I-I’m your good boy... *Let’s his head be guided in between his partners legs*

Pyrrha: *Moans happily* Mmmh~ Thats right Jaune. You’re MY good boy~

I feel like Winter probably lives off just field rations on missions and whatever the academy/base served while she was there. So if Jaune ever made her 'home-cooking' she'd just melt.

winter pigs out

If you’ll excuse some hopeful guesswork. What do you do when you have an infection or parasite? You get a fever to burn it out.

Seriously, Cinder can outright incinerate people and make glass from dirt and I’m meant to believe the Grimm arm that can get sliced off with a sword will be an overwhelming issue once Cinder realized she should want it gone?

Even if they want to play it so she can’t handle it all alone, if the arm can pull that Midnight stuff and keep her from getting rid of it completely, I’d still peg it as Cinder being able to resist it overtaking her. She might be the only person able to resist so directly.

And them we can see Cinder learning to ask for help and we can get the Ruby/Cinder/Jaune scene we need.

But yeah, that’s just my hopeful thinking...

Feeling somewhat satisfied that I called the “Grimmified Cinder” stuff but also sad knowing she’ll probably go Grimm at the end of Vol 8 and it will probably take forever to turn her back. Also turning her back will likely result in her death. Sadness.