Someone Should Make An Alternative To Ground News Where Instead Of Left-right It's Just Most Liked By

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I am the greatest.

Think unrelated things are connected in real life: Conspiracy theorist.

Think unrelated things are connected in fiction: English major.

Jesus didn't have sex because he was such a higher species that that'd be beastiality for him to have sex with a human.

Imagine a more realistic counter strike global offensive where the terrorist team has truly shitty gear: "Alright, we're doing an econ round so pick child soldiers and equip pocket knives"

Yeah I got a 4.0% GPA. No big deal.

I want a game show where you have to differentiate a Republican's hatred for black men from a liberal's hatred of all men.

X are all rapists

X are worse than animals

Honestly it's 50/50 at this point.

One time I was working on a system I invented and when I got to a problem I didn't yet understand I instinctively said "well I'm not an expert on this subject" only to immediately realize "Wait, I'm the only expert"

Someone mod HOI4 to have a combat strategy where instead of retreating, units continue dodging until the enemy runs out of bullets then your unit beats the shit out of them.

A philanthropic lower monarch convinces the kaiser to not only restrict submarine warfare - but ALL warfare. The kaiserbat!

The most unrealistic part of batman is a billionaire caring about their children.

Petition to start saying Steve Minecraft just like Sans Undertale.