Imagine A More Realistic Counter Strike Global Offensive Where The Terrorist Team Has Truly Shitty Gear:

Why can't science be like a form of wizardry where there's only one field of knowledge and if you isolate yourself and read about it enough you'll understand it all

*Turns on Vatican news broadcast*

Dear God... Original sin spread to the second tower of Babel!

I am a very progressive hater: Everyone bleeds the same and I'm a motherfucking vampire.

Remember when Goerge Bush was abnormally stupid... Those were the days...

If murder only counts if it's out of hatred (Christianity) does that mean fetish serial killers aren't murderers if they just do it for sex?

I support the savages of the American south trying to ban porn because that will force porn sites to allow VPNs.

When a Klansman says the blacks are "suspicious". (It reminds you of a hit game)

Hoods work!

Unethical business idea:

1. Start a life insurance company that offers the largest payouts of any insurance company

2. Only insure near impossible instances like meteor strikes

3. Once someone finally does take a claim just file for bankruptcy, pocketing your large paycheck as CEO

I'm just imagining war over how classy different cliques are. Like two neighborhoods of snobs being smug to each other.