One Time I Was Working On A System I Invented And When I Got To A Problem I Didn't Yet Understand I Instinctively

"Aura - scuff your Jordan's"

-Frieren if she was TRUELY sadistic

Just a reminder that the United Healthcare stock didn't crash and therefore the CEO's large paycheck was feudalistic theft.

Someone should make an alternative to Ground news where instead of left-right it's just most liked by high versus low IQ.

How many genders are in the gender spectrum? I could google the word spectrum but I'm too stupid.

Did you hear that Jack the Ripper was probably just some barber. Like literally some guy. Disappointing.

It's stupid that superheros stop bank robberies after the robber leaves the bank. The money is insured against robbery so few people lose out. The real problem is the risk of violence which happens inside the bank.

Schrödinger's communist: Is a freeloader on welfare while also a hypocrite for successfully taking part in capitalism and profiting off assets.

Place your bets folks:

Cultural genocide isn't real. Unlike the ongoing sin of sloth that is the putrid panda race. They deserve a non cultural genocide.

China's worst atrocity was not wiping out pandas when they had the chance.

I think of Dr Pepper as a man simply because it was founded in 1885 so all doctors were male back then.