I Want A Game Show Where You Have To Differentiate A Republican's Hatred For Black Men From A Liberal's

My unstoppable solution to war: Everybody in the government that votes for the war has to serve in a random battle. It's just like jury duty.

That way we will still have the most important wars but nothing more.

We need slang for a powerful person facing retribution from a commoner.

Guillotined?

Luigied?

Come on I'm trying here!

Someone should write a enemies to lovers fanfic between Hitler and Netanyahu meeting in hell as they state their beliefs to each other and realize they aren't so different.

I told a female titty scam that I was gay and FIVE MINUTES LATER I got a male dick scam.

Now that's customer service!

In Hazbin Hotel, Lucifer still has his golden fiddle so cannonically Hazbin Hotel takes place before the Devil Went Down to Georgia.

If everything the Pope says must be true, does that mean if he says a paradox the world will end?

Just a happy reminder: The uneducated won't exist 30 years from now. Technology will make them extinct. It will be so convenient to get educated that the non educated will starve.

I personally don't want to wait that long. These creatures might destroy the world before then.

Oil expires so how do apocalypse shows have processed gasoline without refineries?

I feel so bad for old timey doctors that actually wanted to help: "We've amputated all their limbs and they're still haunted! Must be a small ghost"

Imagine thinking shit like this and crying yourself to sleep as all your patients die.

Specifying the day of the week and time in hours.

> Very unspecific

> Vague as all hell

Specifying the milliseconds since the Linux epoch

> Very specific

> Based and binary pilled