The Most Unrealistic Part Of Batman Is A Billionaire Caring About Their Children.

Vegans say I wouldn't eat a human but you underestimate my power! I'd sell my own corpse in my will or buy someone else's. They aren't using it! It's no different than the ancient corpses on display in museums for the amusement of others.

"The optimal angle for long range trajectory is 45 degrees *THIS angle*"

-Elon Musk maybe

There's a new technology that lets you convert words to visualizations. It's called a BOOK and a BRAIN.

Darth Sidious was a force moderate, not too light, not too dark. I'm tired of hearing the light side extremist perspective of the Jedi.

Geisha was a job in ancient Japan where they charmed guests by playing party games. They were the original Twitch streamers.

I remember in Detroit Become Human they mentioned there was one robot on each sports team that played perfectly. I want the opposite. I want one child on each team that will play awfully so we have a scale of how good the other players are.

Ye olde Republican: "Behold thy socialist dystopia story whereby the government sets a age at which you can have sex! You can't even seek relations with your slaves! This is the future socialists want"

A quick definition of Republican terms

Socialist: bad

Communist: bad

SJW: bad

Left wing: bad

Liberal: bad

Globalist: bad

Strawman: bad

Identity politics: bad

You can safely replace any of these terms with "bad" because Republicans have the vocabulary of a six year old the moment you take away their monthly buzzword.

In some regions it's illegal to pet manatees so if I ever go down the path of crime you all should know I'll be a serial petting maniac.

Imagine if Supernatural was Islamic

Sam: "We might be dealing with - Mohammed"

Dean: "You mean like the prophet Mohammed? THE Mohammed?"