I Hate To Say It: Maybe If Luigi Carried Food Instead Of Monopoly Money He Wouldn't Have Needed To Go

A form of gambling I would play: Dungeons and Dragons except the DM is DETERMINED to kill the entire party and you win a jackpot by making it to the end of the campaign

Did you know the original manuscript for the communist manifesto was written in lower case because Karl bought a communist typewriter that was incapable of capitalization.

I want to go to a casino just to bet on unlucky roulette numbers like 00 and 13. Not in hopes of making money but just to crush the hope of the superstitious gambling addicts. I just want to take these people with so little hope in their lives and crush what remains.

When a Klansman says the blacks are "suspicious". (It reminds you of a hit game)

Did you hear that Jack the Ripper was probably just some barber. Like literally some guy. Disappointing.

This is a longshot, would you be willing to help me get my insulin? I'm down to my last pen and its pretty much close to being empty.Nt asking for much only need $370 rn to save my blood sugar. please help me with a small donation or share my pinned any help can save my life.Please help & Blessings ❤Thanks

Fuck you. Piss out that suger. Or is diabetes the one where you have too little suger... Either way, fuck you

Talking to the average human:

Can you beat a pro chess player at chess? No.

Can you beat a pro pilot at piloting? No.

Can you beat a pro artist at art? No.

Can you beat a pro researcher at research? I'M AN INDIVIDUAL!!! I DON'T NEED ANY EDUCATION 1!1! MY IGNORANCE IS BETTER THAN YOUR KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!

Forgot to mention shouting: "READ THE BIBLE!!!!!!!!!!"

We misjudged Elon. He is a true gamer since that salute. Truly a partaker of gamer culture and perhaps gamer words. Truly wouldn't be out of place in any Call of Duty lobby.

I told a female titty scam that I was gay and FIVE MINUTES LATER I got a male dick scam.

Now that's customer service!