This Is A Longshot, Would You Be Willing To Help Me Get My Insulin? I'm Down To My Last Pen And Its Pretty

At this rate North Korea will have a female president before America

Did you know a Egyptian pharaoh named themselves after the Egyptian devil out of respect for his power? That's the equivalent of a Pope Satan.

I would PAY to watch a dnd campain where you have to kill a cult leader that has the classic cult of personality and is initally revealed to have invented all evil magic but after you kill him - ALL magic starts to disappear so you have three days to ressurect him to restore good and evil to the world.

But the cult leader had accended to the highest being (the DM) so those entire 3 days he gained every piece of knowlege the DM did. So they come back with not only fourth wall awareness but exact knowlege of the game mechanics.

Imagine if someone in the MHA universe claims they can kill people by touching them with all five fingers but they're just a quirkless conman.

Is it just me or is an entire generation of celebrities dropping like flies lately?

In some regions it's illegal to pet manatees so if I ever go down the path of crime you all should know I'll be a serial petting maniac.

I think that cultural appropriation doesn't apply to British people. Cultural appropriation is British culture.

I remember in Detroit Become Human they mentioned there was one robot on each sports team that played perfectly. I want the opposite. I want one child on each team that will play awfully so we have a scale of how good the other players are.

SPICY baby Jesus

The Adjuster x reader smut shall be studied by future generations alongside the original ballads of Robin Hood.