Forgot To Mention Shouting: "READ THE BIBLE!!!!!!!!!!"

The lesser secret agents of Red versus Blue should have been named after USA territories. "God dammit agent Puerto Rico! You're always a fuckup"

Talking to the average human:

Can you beat a pro chess player at chess? No.

Can you beat a pro pilot at piloting? No.

Can you beat a pro artist at art? No.

Can you beat a pro researcher at research? I'M AN INDIVIDUAL!!! I DON'T NEED ANY EDUCATION 1!1! MY IGNORANCE IS BETTER THAN YOUR KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!

The TikTok ban: I guess capitalism is building a wall to keep people from moving to socialism. How'd that work out when it was the other way around?

Someone write a fantasy where "millennial" is a slur for people over a thousand years old

Next Olympics I'll be rooting for the refugee team. Not out of altruism, just because the size of that team is analogous to the size of suffering in the world so I hope that team gets bigger.

I'll die on this hill: The boldest representation in Hazbin Hotel was making Lucifer short.

Luigi is not a terrorist: The CEO PERSONALLY wronged him. This is a classic case of fuck around find out.

If someone I never met shoves me at a bar and we get into a bar fight, they can't turn around and claim some other motive but the shoving. Luigi was put through physical pain by this CEO and this is what you get as a result.

I can't watch archeology videos without cringing about people either just dropping something of value or having their grave robbed and losing their afterlife swag.

I just restarted chess after years off and not to brag but I remembered all the piece movements.

Yeah I'll be applying to Mensa later today with this giant brain.

A little life hack from my time in high school: Copy and paste every factual statement from a Wikipedia article into Google and cite the first webpage that agrees as your source.

CERTIFIED laziest essay writing technique!