A Form Of Gambling I Would Play: Dungeons And Dragons Except The DM Is DETERMINED To Kill The Entire

Mr Beast's final challenge: Last person alive inherents everything that's left

He had the hood, now only if there was a conveniently placed hay bale for him to jump into from one of the buildings. Then law enforcement would have simply forgotten about him.

Don't say BCE. Christians invented the calendar.

And always raise your arm at a 45 degree angle at rocket takeoffs to respect their inventor

Someone should write a enemies to lovers fanfic between Hitler and Netanyahu meeting in hell as they state their beliefs to each other and realize they aren't so different.

I'd bet there was a spike in radio sales after the Alastor debut.

What assassin is in such a rush that they simply skim the Wikipedia article of their target. ASSASSINATION SPEEDRUN ANY %

lmao now they're just straight up trying to wipe the names of executives off of the internet. the light switch has been thrown and the roaches that have infested this house for far too long are scattering like never before.

"Drugs and alcohol" always struck me as an ironic phrase because alcohol is a liquid drug

I have but one hobby: I listen to ambient piano music and ponder the finer things in life.

It's called having CLASS you PEASANTS!

In some regions it's illegal to pet manatees so if I ever go down the path of crime you all should know I'll be a serial petting maniac.

Place your bets folks: