Latest Posts by therealestmallet - Page 6
HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON! Have some merch
recently received new stock photos for the Terrible Pink T-Shirts i sell on etsy, and i find them so funny for some reason...
look at the smiling attractive people wearing their (also smiling!) attractive fashion wear!
water isn’t wet water is wat and wetter is wet
my answer to "is water wet?" will always change based on what is the funniest/most frustrating response at any given time
every other language be like “hello! where is the bathroom? i love you!” and latin is like “the cruel farmer savagely decapitated the young boy in the field”
second doodle. tried to go for more of a patchwork look. not the best looking but i enjoyed making it!
few mole doodles i did in class
few mole doodles i did in class
starting the day off with a bang. finishing the day off with a bang. i’ve shot two men today.
the dentist makes me feel like a whore. they open me wide and jam their fingers and toys into me, they tell me to bite down, they call me good and obedient. it’s sexually charged s’what it is.
don’t have actual plans for the future but i do have a futuresona which is a version of me that accomplishes all of my assorted and unrealistic goals
(standing at the bathroom sink at 3 am drenched in sweat, tears welling up in my eyes, gripping the sink with my hands, staring directly into the mirror, voice cracking, shivering slightly) i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am
I don’t register the value of coins i just see shiny and think “give??????? to friend?????? yes i will give to friends!!!”
*falls down stairs* haha, what a classic and fun omori reference guys, i’m su- *dies on impact with bottom step*
stop using treehugger as an insult. yes i hug trees. everything in the universe deserves my love.
had a dream last night where the new FRC game was to make a robot out of living flesh and bone so our team had to make a robot out of living biomass and we called it “the meat game”
i was drinking coffee and someone asked me a question and i answered but i forgot i had coffee in my mouth and it all fell out helnp me
IM SORRY I HAVWNT BEEN MAKING THE FUNNIES PLEASE HAVE MERCY IM SHITTING AND PISSING I WILL TRY TO MAKE MORE IM SORRY IM SORRY PLEALDKWNAKSSE
I want big man pick me up squish me into ball dribble me.
A Limerick I think
There once was a man from New Jersey, Who wrote about buying a jersey His equivocating Limerick caused debating As he had rhymed jersey with Jersey
FOOLISH HETERO! That was a porn bot!!! your social security number is mine!!!
Happy New Years!
The continuous, unyielding march of time brings me nothing but terrible anguish, as I step closer and closer to a future I am nowhere near ready to deal with.
Hpapy 23 :))))
still suffering from the effects of the W. Rizz Finkelmeyer Economic Collapse.
she chuckie on my cheese till i pizza in her funhouse