Starting The Day Off With A Bang. Finishing The Day Off With A Bang. I’ve Shot Two Men Today.

do you have any dirty dishes 🍽️ in your room right now?

if so don't worry about it it's fine does anyone wanna kiss me on rthe mout

NOBODY IS GOING TO MATCH MY FREAK (none of the people from my college liked my bug identification instagram story)

Happy New Years!

The continuous, unyielding march of time brings me nothing but terrible anguish, as I step closer and closer to a future I am nowhere near ready to deal with.

Hpapy 23 :))))

hehehwheje long option

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

Idk what to wear... The host said it's sprout themed⁉️🌱

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

Lost my fucking leitmotif in the divorce

IM SORRY I HAVWNT BEEN MAKING THE FUNNIES PLEASE HAVE MERCY IM SHITTING AND PISSING I WILL TRY TO MAKE MORE IM SORRY IM SORRY PLEALDKWNAKSSE

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour