Stop Using Treehugger As An Insult. Yes I Hug Trees. Everything In The Universe Deserves My Love.

Ok y’all brace yourselves cuz I just learned about a new animal

Yes, that is an animal. Yes, scientists refer to it as the purple sock worm. No, that’s not it’s real name, silly, it’s real name is Xenoturbella!

When these deep-sea socks were first discovered, no one knew what the fuck they were looking at (and, really, can you blame them?). They have no eyes, brains, or digestive tracts. They are literally just a bag of wet slop. DNA analysis initially seemed to indicate that they were related to mollusks, until the scientists realized that DNA sample was from the clams they had recently eaten (yes, they can eat with no organs. We don’t know how.)

Scientists then analyzed the data again and tentatively placed them in the group that includes acorn worms, saying that their ancestors probably had eyes, brains, and organs, but simplified as a response to their deep sea ecosystems.

Later DNA testing has since shown that they are their own thing! Xenoturbella, along with another simple and problematic to place creature called acoelomorphs, belong to their own phylum called Xenacelomorpha! This places them as the sister group to all bilateral animals. So, they just never evolved brains, eyes, or organs. They are a glimpse at a very primitive form of animal that never bothered to change, because apparently what they do works. Rock on, purple sock worm.

I'm having too much fun with the hsr chat generator

every time i go they’re almost empty and i get to sit in the dark w a buddy and snacks

fucking bonkers to me that people watch movies in theaters. you can't control the volume. you can't rewind when you miss something. you can't choose your own subtitles. you can't even pause to use the bathroom??? there's only like 7 movies to choose from????? and you must pay money for this privilege? grotesque. repugnance. act of torture.

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crisp rat tomorrow!!!! can’t wait to eat 25 eggs, as is tradition!!

Got 5 pages of my essay written in one hour god is real

my personal idea of hell is an eternity of sheltered 26 year old queers showing me 2018 tweets which call random things genders and waiting for me to laugh.

i was drinking coffee and someone asked me a question and i answered but i forgot i had coffee in my mouth and it all fell out helnp me

my relationship exit surveys indicate women like when i am crying or in pain or being maimed or attacked by animals