Every Other Language Be Like “hello! Where Is The Bathroom? I Love You!” And Latin Is Like “the

Isn’t Jojo the ship name for that volcano guy and usher from jjk

How the fuck did you anger @duothelingo tell us now

Stole their elaborate collection of snacking mice, until Tagalog is put on the app

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

lots and lots and lots and lots

not enough platonic cuddling in this world methinks

The Jester in the Mirror

You are the loudest laugh in the quietest room. You tell stories, make jokes, and keep the energy up because if you stop, you'll hear the echo of your own loneliness. You've made yourself the entertainer to avoid ever being the burden. You've turned pain into punchlines-each laugh you earn a little paper shield. But it's getting heavier, isn't it? You don't remember the last time someone asked how you were and really meant it. You're terrified that if you drop the act, there's nothing underneath. But there is. You just forgot how to let it show.

From the moment I wake up that white boy vexes me to no end but ig that’s just what fathers do

When absolutely 0 of Biden’s accomplishments have made any kind of news, and we’ve been fed a steady diet of fear and panic for 3 years, no one gets to be shocked when he loses the next election to Donald 2.0.

Posting anything positive about the president here will get you called a capitalist bootlicker.

What do we expect to happen?

Anger sells better. Anger feels better, it feels righteous.

It’s easier to protest against a president you don’t like then to actually remain in charge and keep pushing ahead, even if small, consistent accomplishments are all you receive.

I reblong him because I love fat cocaine pigeon stacks

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

water isn’t wet water is wat and wetter is wet

my answer to "is water wet?" will always change based on what is the funniest/most frustrating response at any given time

tally hall memes and shitposts because its the 10 year anniversary of miracle musical!

also because i like this band a normal, regular, neurotypical amount and i think about them a normal amount and i am not constantly holding back urges to make unfunny tally hall references

Actually a guy with suspicious balls

Owls create snow angel imprints while hunting in winter when they swoop down to catch mice or squirrels.