Ok Guys Had A Dream. I Had A Job Interview But I Didn’t Know Where So I Filled Out All The Info After

Ok guys had a dream. I had a job interview but i didn’t know where so I filled out all the info after a shower at like 11 at night, and my dad drove me there. It was this weird place directly attached to a Holiday gas station, and when I walked in, it SCREAMED money laundering front. It was an Indian restaurant, but in the most dilapidated room ever, and it was directly attached to both this warehouse filled with common household goods and a room entirely filled with a pool devoted to the main “business source”: Underwater horse walking. I walk in and am met with what looks to be an old Asian man and his 4 sons. The sit me down on a table and begin the interview. First they bicker about a few tasks, apparently one of the sons drained the pool too early. Then they ask me if I can navigate the warehouse, and if I have a swimsuit. One of the sons asks if I like his craftsmanship on a rack of homemade guns in a way that feels like a thinly veiled threat, and I am saying whatever I think will get me out of there alive because I am terrified for my life. Then they pull out a sheet of paper that looks like a hiring contract and a list of 7 more questions to ask and ask me, quite literally “Are you the type of person who asks a lot of questions about what they’re told to do, or can you just get the job done” and I tell them that while I can ask questions, if they tell me not to, then I won’t, and they laugh at me. Then, before they ask the 7 questions, I ask them “What is underwater horse walking??” They all laugh, and the old man says something along the lines of “When I think about what it is, I’m terrified. How can a man not be when he finds the secret of life on Earth?” It turns out, in the dream, underwater horse walking is some way to unleash the ancient cosmic power of creation, and he’s using it in some odd way to like, make new life i think? I don’t remember his exact goals. Then an order comes in for paper towels so I have to help stack ramen. At this point I’m thinking of telling y’all about this place because apparently the store is actually crazy good and has like a lot of foods from other countries crazy cheap. Then Ms. A (my senior year English teacher) walks in. She greets me and asks me about like the place and hands me my family’s car keys (??????) because apparently she needed our car for something and apparently my dad is there, and I’m like “I am NOT working here” so then I leave and the dream gets foggy from there. Idk what this all means like at all

More Posts from Therealestmallet and Others

1 year ago

Every time I reblog something important I feel like a little messenger boy running with news to the town printing press

1 year ago

Wizards WISH they could have my alchemical knowledge. Fire ball this and that blah blah blah I cast Molotov cocktail. That doesn’t work? Staff of molten metal spark shower.

11 months ago

DO NOT DO THIS!!!

If a website has a paywall, like New York Times, DO NOT use the ctrl+A shortcut then the ctrl+c shortcut as fast as you can because then you may accidentally copy the entire article before the paywall comes up. And definitely don't do ctrl+v into the next google doc or whatever you open because then you will accidentally paste the entire article into a google doc or something!!!! I repeat DO NOT do this because it is piracy which is absolutely totally wrong!!!


Tags
1 year ago

heh good luck with that, i ate all the bullets!

“We have the same typology!!!!” Cool story bro! [loads gun] there can only be one

11 months ago

Pictured here is my contraption so basicallt these tires are alive not unlike puppeys and i have attached many balls to them for which they to throw around and once they do it brings them much delight ? Also ,two puppies per pile please. That is enough to throw the balls . As fluttershy would say ,Yay

1 year ago
(link To Original)
(link To Original)

(link to original)

1 year ago
Tally Hall Memes And Shitposts Because Its The 10 Year Anniversary Of Miracle Musical!
Tally Hall Memes And Shitposts Because Its The 10 Year Anniversary Of Miracle Musical!
Tally Hall Memes And Shitposts Because Its The 10 Year Anniversary Of Miracle Musical!
Tally Hall Memes And Shitposts Because Its The 10 Year Anniversary Of Miracle Musical!
Tally Hall Memes And Shitposts Because Its The 10 Year Anniversary Of Miracle Musical!
Tally Hall Memes And Shitposts Because Its The 10 Year Anniversary Of Miracle Musical!
Tally Hall Memes And Shitposts Because Its The 10 Year Anniversary Of Miracle Musical!
Tally Hall Memes And Shitposts Because Its The 10 Year Anniversary Of Miracle Musical!
Tally Hall Memes And Shitposts Because Its The 10 Year Anniversary Of Miracle Musical!
Tally Hall Memes And Shitposts Because Its The 10 Year Anniversary Of Miracle Musical!
Tally Hall Memes And Shitposts Because Its The 10 Year Anniversary Of Miracle Musical!
Tally Hall Memes And Shitposts Because Its The 10 Year Anniversary Of Miracle Musical!
Tally Hall Memes And Shitposts Because Its The 10 Year Anniversary Of Miracle Musical!
Tally Hall Memes And Shitposts Because Its The 10 Year Anniversary Of Miracle Musical!
Tally Hall Memes And Shitposts Because Its The 10 Year Anniversary Of Miracle Musical!
Tally Hall Memes And Shitposts Because Its The 10 Year Anniversary Of Miracle Musical!
Tally Hall Memes And Shitposts Because Its The 10 Year Anniversary Of Miracle Musical!
Tally Hall Memes And Shitposts Because Its The 10 Year Anniversary Of Miracle Musical!
Tally Hall Memes And Shitposts Because Its The 10 Year Anniversary Of Miracle Musical!
Tally Hall Memes And Shitposts Because Its The 10 Year Anniversary Of Miracle Musical!

tally hall memes and shitposts because its the 10 year anniversary of miracle musical!

also because i like this band a normal, regular, neurotypical amount and i think about them a normal amount and i am not constantly holding back urges to make unfunny tally hall references

Tally Hall Memes And Shitposts Because Its The 10 Year Anniversary Of Miracle Musical!
Tally Hall Memes And Shitposts Because Its The 10 Year Anniversary Of Miracle Musical!
1 year ago

Once I tried to mask better and all my friends were like “are you ok? It’s like your soul is gone” so ig I’m stuck like this forever guys

1 year ago

okay you know those virtual science labs they made you do in high school?

Okay You Know Those Virtual Science Labs They Made You Do In High School?

i bet they’d have mad science versions at evil high school

8 months ago
Is This Ad Old Or Did They Make Them Whiter

Is this ad old or did they make them whiter


Tags
Loading...
End of content
No more pages to load
therealestmallet - love my cat so much
love my cat so much

18 | They/Them | I like to collect Shiny Things

172 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags