Once I Tried To Mask Better And All My Friends Were Like “are You Ok? It’s Like Your Soul Is Gone”

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

“Laios is too autistic to fuck”

Terrible take, lame, weak crops, infantilizes autistic people

“Laios is too autistic to fuck normal”

Excellent, wonderful, borderline canon

ISRAEL HAVE STARTED BOMBING RAFAH! THE PLACE THEY INSISTED WAS A SAFE REFUGE FOR THE PEOPLE OF GAZA! ALL EYES ON RAFAH!

Gyatt: Parody(?) of Giraffe by Miniature Tigers

I’ve been mewing

With sigmas dressed as freaks

They’ve been edging

Injured rizzlers in their sleep

Gyatt some feelings

That breaks my mewing streak

I can sigma

I know I can

That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Honey, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Been looksmaxxing

Trying not to show the fact you Fanum Taxed me

You really rizzed me up

Like a sigma male

Being rizzed to death by memes

That’s an image, no one wants to see

That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Honey, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Hey! It’s just another skibidi day where I’m at

My gyatt’s in Ohio cause I’m trying to looksmaxx

I wake up in the morning with a bad jaw ache

I edge and mew for 20 minutes then I’m off into the day

That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Honey, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

And that’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

And that’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

And that’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

And that’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

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If you're feeling anxious or depressed about the climate and want to do something to help right now, from your bed, for free...

Start helping with citizen science projects

The Conversation

Explainer: what is citizen science?

Public participation in science is increasing, and citizen science has a central part in this. It is a contribution by the public to researc

What's a citizen science project? Basically, it's crowdsourced science. In this case, crowdsourced climate science, that you can help with!

You don't need qualifications or any training besides the slideshow at the start of a project. There are a lot of things that humans can do way better than machines can, even with only minimal training, that are vital to science - especially digitizing records and building searchable databases

Like labeling trees in aerial photos so that scientists have better datasets to use for restoration.

Or counting cells in fossilized plants to track the impacts of climate change.

Or digitizing old atmospheric data to help scientists track the warming effects of El Niño.

Or counting penguins to help scientists better protect them.

Those are all on one of the most prominent citizen science platforms, called Zooniverse, but there are a ton of others, too.

Oh, and btw, you don't have to worry about messing up, because several people see each image. Studies show that if you pool the opinions of however many regular people (different by field), it matches the accuracy rate of a trained scientist in the field.

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I spent a lot of time doing this when I was really badly injured and housebound, and it was so good for me to be able to HELP and DO SOMETHING, even when I was in too much pain to leave my bed. So if you are chronically ill/disabled/for whatever reason can't participate or volunteer for things in person, I highly highly recommend.

Next time you wish you could do something - anything - to help

Remember that actually, you can. And help with some science.

They can all have alphabet soup with only a’s

Reblog to give an asexual a treat

My hungry ass could never be a construction worker

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

Once in my dreams when I was sick with covid I died slowly and painfully in real time in my bed. I suffocated to death because my asthma and the congestion made it more and more difficult to breathe, and my limbs were too heavy to move. I cried out for help, but I didn’t have enough breath. The memories of that dream remain and haunt me to this day. I’ve had very few deaths in my dreams that felt so real. Sometimes I wonder if I really did die then, and the rest of this life is some odd dream or some bizarre quantum immortality situation.

died and came back tired. died and came back exhausted. died and came back with manic energy. died and came back with malingering unease. died and came back twitchy. so many possibilities