Wizards WISH They Could Have My Alchemical Knowledge. Fire Ball This And That Blah Blah Blah I Cast Molotov

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

I think marcille would be a two red bulls and adderall for breakfast girlie EXCLUSIVELY if she had a big project at work or test at school or something of the like and every other day would have various pastries but I may be a fool….

chilchuck is NOT a two redbulls and adderall for breakfast girlie some of you are projecting

he IS HOWEVER a man who stops at the same place every single morning for a greasy breakfast sandwich and black coffee when not on a job without fail

he's mr. egg mcmuffin

I think that there are a lot of cushy, middle-manager type men who honestly believe that they would be some kind of powerful barbarian warlord if it wasn't for all of these pesky constraints of civilization.

Happy New Years!

The continuous, unyielding march of time brings me nothing but terrible anguish, as I step closer and closer to a future I am nowhere near ready to deal with.

Hpapy 23 :))))

not enough platonic cuddling in this world methinks

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

lots and lots and lots and lots

I AM UNEMPLOYABLE

I used to cook more for my parents then they did for me

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

I have bad news, and then good news, and then shit starts to get weird

a companion piece to my previous post