Heh Good Luck With That, I Ate All The Bullets!

I want big man pick me up squish me into ball dribble me.

Guys this is real I’m the file it’s stored in

FIONNA AND CAKE SEASON 2 STORYBOARD LEAK ? ! ? OMG ? ? ?

i’ll lend you my power! bisexual blast! nonbinary null void black hole!

transgender beam

IM SORRY I HAVWNT BEEN MAKING THE FUNNIES PLEASE HAVE MERCY IM SHITTING AND PISSING I WILL TRY TO MAKE MORE IM SORRY IM SORRY PLEALDKWNAKSSE

Lost my fucking leitmotif in the divorce

don’t have actual plans for the future but i do have a futuresona which is a version of me that accomplishes all of my assorted and unrealistic goals

what are you guys’ most “tumblr is a website” moments

(standing at the bathroom sink at 3 am drenched in sweat, tears welling up in my eyes, gripping the sink with my hands, staring directly into the mirror, voice cracking, shivering slightly) i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am

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