Real

They can all have alphabet soup with only a’s

Reblog to give an asexual a treat

my parents almost named me altoid

fuck it, naming my kid Yarlf. just really getting gross with it.

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

water isn’t wet water is wat and wetter is wet

my answer to "is water wet?" will always change based on what is the funniest/most frustrating response at any given time

my relationship exit surveys indicate women like when i am crying or in pain or being maimed or attacked by animals

What is this boop thing what is it????

I have bad news, and then good news, and then shit starts to get weird

a companion piece to my previous post

Saw this again so ig here’s another sorry if this is bad to do

do it :3

Once I tried to mask better and all my friends were like “are you ok? It’s like your soul is gone” so ig I’m stuck like this forever guys

i was drinking coffee and someone asked me a question and i answered but i forgot i had coffee in my mouth and it all fell out helnp me