My Parents Almost Named Me Altoid

I sure did not

FUUIUUUCCKCKCKXK GOLLLF AVHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJ I HATE GOLF GGGRGEGRGEGRHRGRGGR

1 reblog = 1 communism 🙏

Here's my (finally) finished transcription of Mira Bellwether's Fucking Trans Women.

I implore you to purchase a digital copy of the zine if you're able to here. My image descriptions do no credit to Mira's talent for design and collage.

The zine is also available on archive.org here. As Mira states in FTW, it is our zine. Money should not be a barrier to access this work.

my relationship exit surveys indicate women like when i am crying or in pain or being maimed or attacked by animals

I stay up late on Uquiz to have a bit of fun and am viciously torn to pieces (good quiz)

A Limerick I think

There once was a man from New Jersey, Who wrote about buying a jersey His equivocating Limerick caused debating As he had rhymed jersey with Jersey

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

There is no creature on the face of the earth as unmistakable foul and cannibalistically cruel as the customer

okay you know those virtual science labs they made you do in high school?

i bet they’d have mad science versions at evil high school

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat.