This Is The Guy Whose Assistant Called A Guy Metrosexual As An Insult

Real

Honkai: Star rail | Stelle [Caelus Version]

Got 5 pages of my essay written in one hour god is real

Wizards WISH they could have my alchemical knowledge. Fire ball this and that blah blah blah I cast Molotov cocktail. That doesn’t work? Staff of molten metal spark shower.

FOOLISH HETERO! That was a porn bot!!! your social security number is mine!!!

Well well well

do i even want to know..?

*falls down stairs* haha, what a classic and fun omori reference guys, i’m su- *dies on impact with bottom step*

my name is normal cisgender and you can hire me

Indonesia

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

Guys this is real I’m the file it’s stored in

FIONNA AND CAKE SEASON 2 STORYBOARD LEAK ? ! ? OMG ? ? ?

Sorry boss I’ll do better next time. It’s 2024 so I’ll start the year off w a bang

starting the day off with a bang. finishing the day off with a bang. i’ve shot two men today.