Well Well Well

still suffering from the effects of the W. Rizz Finkelmeyer Economic Collapse.

Now we must teach them commerce

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

starting the day off with a bang. finishing the day off with a bang. i’ve shot two men today.

Hello? Mitski-Themed Dog Fighting Ring? Yes, I’d like to place a bet….. ON A WINNING DOG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH (For more sick prank call ideas, go to my website!)

Other people's emotions are deep and complex and beautiful but mine are proof that there is rot at the core of my being

From the book Organizing Solutions for People with ADHD:

Putting a coat on the back of a chair by the door is fine, but if you prefer, use coat hooks and a large catch-all basket for dropping keys, hats, gloves.

Small bookcase end-table next to the couch to store craft projects, books, and other things being worked on for easy access.

Add a storage unit near the dining room table to transition between eating and working there.

Daily toiletry items should be stored in a basket that you can move easily

Extra toiletries and medicine cabinet items go in open shelf/basket storage so they can be seen and used easily. If items no longer fit, purge the excess. Don't obscure the view!

If you disrobe in the bathroom, place a tall hamper in there.

Keep a set of cleaning supplies in each bathroom

Edit: I also have this post on budgeting with ADHD + feel free to check my tags, coz I am trying to remember to tag as needed for this stuff. :)

with rizz

“maria i swear to god if you don’t stop drawing on my fucking sunscreen”

“well i’m sorry i don’t want a permanent tic-tac-toe game burnt into my leg”

Download for the fun, delete for the feels.

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

Guys how do you be normal and likeable not in like a sad person way but like genq when I’m me everyone is like “why are you so sad you’re so miserable all the time” but when I’m happy ppl are like “you have this off putting almost like maniacal vibe” (their words not mine and I asked for advice bc although this person is very nice to me other ppl are Not) and I. Don’t know. What to do. Literally how do you like be a normal non-off putting person????????