I Tiresias, Though Blind, Throbbing Between Two Lives…

You think Batman ever gave commissioner Gordon some like absolutely foul image before doing that thing where he disappears? Like his whole thing is “stop looking at me and boom gone”. You ever think he said “yeah I got some evidence” and handed him like an image of his bat ass balls and cock out and then disappeared

June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day

I think that there are a lot of cushy, middle-manager type men who honestly believe that they would be some kind of powerful barbarian warlord if it wasn't for all of these pesky constraints of civilization.

Sure! Here, have this bundle of green leafy parasitic red berry bearing plants I found hanging upside down in a doorway bound in a red ribbon on Christmas Day!

do not be mean to Baldr be nice instead imo

*falls down stairs* haha, what a classic and fun omori reference guys, i’m su- *dies on impact with bottom step*

(standing at the bathroom sink at 3 am drenched in sweat, tears welling up in my eyes, gripping the sink with my hands, staring directly into the mirror, voice cracking, shivering slightly) i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am

Real

Honkai: Star rail | Stelle [Caelus Version]

stop using treehugger as an insult. yes i hug trees. everything in the universe deserves my love.

every other language be like “hello! where is the bathroom? i love you!” and latin is like “the cruel farmer savagely decapitated the young boy in the field”

IM SORRY I HAVWNT BEEN MAKING THE FUNNIES PLEASE HAVE MERCY IM SHITTING AND PISSING I WILL TRY TO MAKE MORE IM SORRY IM SORRY PLEALDKWNAKSSE