Theclownjesterhouse - This Rabbit Knows Alot More Than Hat Tricks!

ᵒᵏ ʸᵃᵖᵖˢ ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶠⁱʳˢᵗ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ ʷʳⁱᵗⁱⁿᵍ ˣ ᵍᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ ⁿᵉᵘᵗᵘʳᵃˡ ᶠᵃⁿᶠⁱᶜ ᵉˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡˡʸ ᶠᵒʳ ᵘʳ ᶠᵃᵛ ⁱᵖˡⁱᵉʳ ᵉᵍᵒ ᵒᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳᵉ ᵈᵒⁱⁿᵍ ᵃᵐᵃᶻⁱⁿᵍ ᵘʳ ᵈᵒⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵒ ʷᵉˡˡ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ⁿᵒᵇᵒᵈʸ ˢᵉᵉˢ ᵗʰⁱˢ ˢⁱˡˡʸ ᵖᵉᵖ ᵗᵃˡᵏ ⁱᵐ ᵍⁱᵛⁱⁿᵍ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ ˡᵒˡˢ

F͟e͟a͟t͟h͟e͟r͟s͟- Winged! Author× Gender Neutural Reader

ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵇᵉ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵇᵉ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵘʳ ᵈᵒⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵒ ʷᵉˡˡ ʸᵃᵖᵖˢ ᵏᵉᵉᵖ ᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ

Summary: You've noticed feathers only belonging to your lover scattered everywhere and you decide to find out why

TW: None

Notes: Author is called Ozzy(Yes I will be using this name unless I decide to change it lol)

They were everywhere.

Feathers. Everywhere.

You sighed as you scooped up a handful of tiny fluffy feathers and plopped them into a bag. This was the 𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒉 time today, why were there feathers everywhere? You hadn't the slightest clue. What you 𝒅𝒊𝒅 know was that every last feather belonged to your lover and it was time to find out why they were 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆.

You carefully opened the door to Ozzy's room. Careful not to startle him. It was mostly silent apart from the usual ruffle of wings.

"Hey Oz," you said as you made your way inside, placing the 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒆 bags of feathers on a nearby desk.

Ozzy spun around on his spinny-chair and faced you. Quickly eyeing the three bags, realising what this was about and slowly began to push himself back agaisnt the wall.

You knew moving too fast would scare him, but it was only way to catch him before he flapped himself off somewhere. You slowly began to move towards him, almost prowling, like a stalking cat, hunting prey.

"𝑂𝑧𝑧𝑦," you sighed, "Come on, it's okay. I just need to see what's going on."

Of course he wasnt listening. It was common for him to comepletely ignore another person. Casual Ozzy behaviour. Now wasn't the time. You needed to see what was going on. And it was clear Oz was worried about you finding out.

"Ozzy, please, I-" you were distracted by the very rapid shake of Ozzy's wings, causing feathers to drift off them, like dust in the air after it's blown off a surface.

"Ah. I see." Conclusion made. Mystery of the feathers solved. Case closed. Ozzy had missed grooming day. Again. It wasn't uncommon for this to happen. Too busy focused on writing to realise. It's only a problem when the wings start to bother him, then the ruffling-shaking commences and feathers go 𝑓𝑙𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 everywhere.

You reached into your pocket, knowing you had that preening tool somewhere. You eventually found it. You lifted it into sight. A small, white object about the same size as the middle finger with width of the centre three fingers on the hand. Two curves were in the side, allowing for easy hand placement. Shaped almost similiar to a bird's beak.

"Ozzy, come on. It ain't gonna hurt you. All the bothering will vanish. You'll be fi-Yeah you ain't listening are you?"

No. The answer was no. Small unvolintary chirps of worry coming from your lover's mouth. That was the only noise you've heard from him so far.

Within seconds you had jumped straight for Ozzy, causing squawks and screeches of confusion and panic. Moments within your awsome leap of faith you'd already had him on the floor.

"You're getting those wings groomed wether you like it or not. Not that I need to say because I know you love it," You said. "If I let you go promise you wont flap away from me. I just need you to sit up so I can do this properly."

Ozzy had calmed down eventually. Taking in what was happening, nothing he could do to escape. He gave a deep sigh before responding,

"𝐹𝑖𝑛𝑒"

"Finally, you talked," you chuckle to yourself, letting Ozzy go so he could actually sit himself up. You held your grooming tool carefully and began to preen through your lover's feathers. Within seconds the purring had already started, only getting louder as the process continued. It wasn't long, only took a minute or two to finish.

"Ok, all done," you stated, patting Ozzy on the shoulder, smiling. He had melted completely on the bedside, purring loudly.

"Ok, I'll be back soon, hun. Love you."

His reply was submerged under his purring. You smiled again before leaving.

ᵒᵏ ʸᵃᵖᵖˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈⁱᵈ ʷᵒⁿᵈᵉʳᶠᵘˡ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ˡᵒᵃᵈ ⁱˢᵗᵍ

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The Demonhunter!AU for Noist has me in a chokehold currently so uhhh nothing I can do otherwise than make! the! demon! version! of! Night! canon! in! my! iplier! world!

{Happy New Year btw🎉🎉🎉}

I kinda wanna make a game in the future (by future I mean a decade or so bc I am NOT starting now) that has 7 chapters fused into one game. Idk what to call it but yk who cares.

It starts off with a "backstory" which gives context to most of the game and why we're here. It shows a girl(who is our little sister, Amelia) getting attacked by an older boy(Mike). We(An older lad. We are called Ozzy.) try to fend him off. Amelia ends up dying due to internal injuries.

Then we meet a lady who predicts the future via palm reading. She does her reading and says that something bad will happen. "Backstory" ends with the sight shutting out. Implying we were knocked out by something or someone.

Chapter 1: The Asylum

We wake up in one of the rooms on the first floor of an abandoned asylum. The "backstory" are our only memories of prior events. We decide to go explore. (Oh yeah we are also part mythical creature. We only have the lower half of a cat with feathers on the end of our tails+tiny gold horns+ golden eyes). Our objective is to find 5 items on this floor. Same with the 2nd, 3rd and 4th. Halfway collecting our items we start to halluncinate as we are slowy beggining to be driven mad. We eventually shake it off and continue collecting.(Oh yeah you have to collect them in order) The 5th item being collected a door will open within the room which leads to a very long tunnel. As we enter it we start to halluncinate a sort of eldritch horror chasing us down. We begin running down the tunnel. We reach the end of the tunnel and pass out due to exhaustion.

Chapter 2: The Clown

We wake up in a sort of bright coloured room which looks similiar to Sunshine's Daycare in Security Breach. We then meet our first character Klownie. Klownie(Also known as Travis)is a 26 year old male jester who is wearing a comedy mask which spins around(Similiar to Gangle's out of TADC) who had been moved to the asylum after the circus he originally worked at burned down due to a freak accident. He tells us that we can look around if we want but we can't touch his stuff. Ironically, that is excactly what we have to do. However in some of the rooms which our 5 items are in, their are cameras watching 24/7. We have to climb the wall and disable the camera with our claws. On our 5th item Klownie notices us taking an item and he gets a bit fustrated. We try to explain that we need the item as a way out. Klownie then goes on about how his brother(Nik) suffered the same fate as our sister and he needs that item. We then run away. Taking that Klownie is part eldritch horror he begins to chase us. Using black tentacles with eyes dotted in them to try and grab us. We then trip over amd land hard on our head. Before he grabs us he seemingly falls over the side of the metal railing. This is not the last time we see Klownie.

Chapter 3: The 3 Ladies

We wake up in yet another room where we are greeted by Celine. She doesn't recognise us as first. She explains that she is a part of a much greater, singular vessel called The Lord. As a spirit along with her twin brother are responsible for keeping The Lord moving and conscious. After some talking and chit chat Celine finally recognises us. We both hug eachother(ik its adorable. One of the only wholesome moments in the game) and Celine reassures us we'll be ok. Celine then introduces us to her two friends, Wini and Locks, who are both lovers. Locks gives us 2 of the items we need on the 3rd floor. We then leave the room after some talk and reassurance and find the other 3 items.

Chapter 4: The Lord

We then walk up to the 4th floor. There is only one room. We walk in. The room is massive yet empty. Barely anything apart for the 5 items we need on this floor. We then meet the 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒆 eldritch horror, The Lord. Fully black as void. Multiple eyes everywhere on the body. All red and blue. There is a red eye hanging by a 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅 of skin below The Lord's head. Along with multiple mouths packed with sharp, shark-like teeth scattered along the body. The body has horrificly long limbs, neck, fingers and feet. The Lord then talks to us. We then search for the 5 items under close supervision from The Lord. We then leave.

Chapter 5: Confrontation

We then walk up the to the fith floor which agaim, has one room. We walk inside to find Mike, the same boy that attacked and killed our little sister, Amelia. Both us and Mike talk. We then begin fighting for around 3 minutes.The fight concludes with us cracking Mike's skull open with our fists and smushing his brains in with our claws.

Chapter 6: The Vessel

We then walk up to the 6th floor. There is a large empty space. In the centre is a huge, glowing white with a cross silver pupil, eye hooked in plave by glowing white strands attached to the walls. We then drop our items before it and tell it we have the items. The Vessel tells us we can leave and we can take somebody with us if we wish to. However there are people who 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒕 stay, like Celine or The Lord. We walk down to the 2nd floor.

Chapter 7: The Body

We meet Klownie again in the Bright Room. His clothes are more dull and torn out and some bells are missing. He gets angry upon seeing us and attempts to fight us. We accidentally break his mask in the process and he instantly hides away. Stopping us from seeing his face. We quickly apologise. We then ask why he insists on covering his face. Not only was he insecure about his face but he also forbids himself from letting anyone, even him, to see it because of his actions. He then explains what happened to his brother, Nik. Nik too died because of internal injuries inflicted by his attacker. Klownie quickly caught up to this and killed Nik's attacker the following night amd says that nobody can forgive him. (Ima insert some dialogue i want bc 𝐟 𝐞 𝐞 𝐥 𝐬)

"𝑰 forgive you."

"What?"

"I forgive you"

"You...Y-you 𝒄𝒂𝒏'𝒕 forgive me."

"I killed my sister's attacker not so long ago. And yet I've shown my face to 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 in this facility."

"You can't see my face."

"I'm sure 𝒊𝒕 can't be 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 bad"

"Fine"

*He lets us approach him. He slowly removes his hands from his face. His right eye is intact. A striking frost blue. In replace of the left eye is a big, black X. His hair is a mix of scruff and fluff. Only about reaching to the shoulders. The colour an almost 𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 brown. He looks with a mix of guilt and irratation.*

"I know I know. It's the most 𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒄 face you'll ever see."

"Klownie-"

"The name's Travis."

"Travis?"

"Yes?"

"I think you look just 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒆𝒄𝒕"

"...You can't be serious."

"Travis, I've looked 𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒓𝒔 in the face and not been the slightest disturbed. Anyways I was sent by that big white eye up on floor 6 to leave but I was wondering...do you wanna come with me.?"

"The Vessel allowed you to leave?"

"Look I know you might think that you can't leave because of what you did to that person. But it was for a good reason. 𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒂 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏, 𝑻𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒔"

*He grabs our hand and let us pull him up*

"Oh shut up you're gonna make me cry" -T

*We chuckle slightly*

"Lemme get one thing first"

*He walks into another section of the room and comes out with a pink notepad caked in MLP and Hello Kitty stickers*

"Is that..yours or..."

"My brother gave it to me for my birthday. He wanted to decorate it a little bit."

"D-do you want me to fix your mask? I can patch it up if you want-"

"I dont need it. You can have it...uhhh"

"Ozzy"

"Yeah you can have it if you want, Oz. I dont need it"

*We smile*

*We walk out of the room together*

*We hold hands*

The End.

*Role credits*

SO YALL TELL ME WHATTYA THINK :D

Ngl when the 'Abracadabra' bit came up in Hat Trick my genuine honest first thought was Lady Gaga's Abracadabra and for like a minute I had a mental image of William Afton doing the Abracadabra choreography

Lil Squishums(Left) and Onel(Right) are now officially married bc I said so

- DDM🐟

UPDATES FOR THE UNIVERSE‼️🗣🔥

(again...)

Ozzy, Milo and Night are part of this thingy called 'The Big 3's' (ik so original smh) and basically they all have separate titles based on their "true" form (idk either ima try explaining it)

OK so starting w/ the oldest.

The Hound of the Forest

(Ozzy)

Basically this wolf w/ 3 eyes and as it says in something that I'm yet to finish writing 'He always hunts you. He's always following. It only truly begins when you step into the woods.'

Yeah so um he's fast.

So basically the amount of time they've been around for is the amount of time it took for people to properly fear them.

Otherwise known as "The Hunter" or "The Swift One"

Ok next one

The Serpent of the Underworld

Ok this one should be ea-It's Milo.

Not actually a Serpent.

It actually a sort of 'noodle dragon' w/o wings

Really good at card games like Poker, GoFish, BlackJack, ect.

Basically looks like Malificent without the wings

Slender boi

Ok last one

The Serpent of the Skies and Seas

Ok th-Its Night.

You might be saying "urm skunk why have u got seas that's the moons job-"

BASICALLY SINCE HE'S NIGHT AND ALL THE MOON IS IN THE NIGHT SO WHY NOT HAVE HIM FULL CONTROL OVER ALL THE NIGHT TIME THINGY MBOBS OK SHUT UP-

Noodle dragon but BIG

The most feared out of the three

Think Sea Serpent. But black and red and with 20 eyes. 10 on each side of the face. All red. And abt the size of the largest blue whale on record.

uh yeah BACK TO OUR DAILY RESCHEDULED UPDATES COME BACK LATER-

he twelve now