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(again...)

Ozzy, Milo and Night are part of this thingy called 'The Big 3's' (ik so original smh) and basically they all have separate titles based on their "true" form (idk either ima try explaining it)

OK so starting w/ the oldest.

The Hound of the Forest

(Ozzy)

Basically this wolf w/ 3 eyes and as it says in something that I'm yet to finish writing 'He always hunts you. He's always following. It only truly begins when you step into the woods.'

Yeah so um he's fast.

So basically the amount of time they've been around for is the amount of time it took for people to properly fear them.

Otherwise known as "The Hunter" or "The Swift One"

Ok next one

The Serpent of the Underworld

Ok this one should be ea-It's Milo.

Not actually a Serpent.

It actually a sort of 'noodle dragon' w/o wings

Really good at card games like Poker, GoFish, BlackJack, ect.

Basically looks like Malificent without the wings

Slender boi

Ok last one

The Serpent of the Skies and Seas

Ok th-Its Night.

You might be saying "urm skunk why have u got seas that's the moons job-"

BASICALLY SINCE HE'S NIGHT AND ALL THE MOON IS IN THE NIGHT SO WHY NOT HAVE HIM FULL CONTROL OVER ALL THE NIGHT TIME THINGY MBOBS OK SHUT UP-

Noodle dragon but BIG

The most feared out of the three

Think Sea Serpent. But black and red and with 20 eyes. 10 on each side of the face. All red. And abt the size of the largest blue whale on record.

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The Author HCS

{How does one change font colour on mobile help-}

๐Ÿ“ŒHis name is Ozzy

๐Ÿ“Œ Lil fangs. He chomp

๐Ÿ“Œ Music taste is all over the place. However he is a die-hard Sir-Mix-A-Lot fan to the end

๐Ÿ“Œ Half of his desk is just a number of different fidget toys

๐Ÿ“Œ Makes his own books. Litarally. Like designs the cover, glues the pages together, designs the page colours, ect

๐Ÿ“Œ Threw gender-norms out the window long ago so dont be alarmed if you walk in on him with one of those mini-skirts

๐Ÿ“Œ No idea what he is but ain't straight

๐Ÿ“Œ I like to think that he sounds like Fizzaroli out of Helluva Boss with Millie's(Also from Helluva Boss) accent.

๐Ÿ“Œ Totally bounces on his feet when he's excited

๐Ÿ“Œ The lights in his room are almost always off because really bright lights bother him. The only light is one of those pear-lamps on his desk.

๐Ÿ“Œ Totally collects random stuff like coins, rocks, buttons, ect

๐Ÿ“Œ Can mimic a ton of different animal noises which he totally doesnt use to his advantage

๐Ÿ“Œ Orange cat in black cat disguise

๐Ÿ“Œ The definition of >:)

๐Ÿ“Œ Ultimate Gossip Girlแต—แต

๐Ÿ“Œ Still has the bat from old times

๐Ÿ“Œ Likes to wander into the woods but gets lost like, halfway through wandering and just makes whistle noises until somebody finds him bc he doesnt have braincells

๐Ÿ“Œ Same thing with climbing trees. He's a pretty decent tree climber but has not the slightest idea how to get down. "Just come down the way you came up" Like he's gonna remember how he got up there in the first place smh๐Ÿ˜’

๐Ÿ“Œ Lowkey an animal whisperer

๐Ÿ“Œ Has these stuffed animals on his bed wฬถhฬถiฬถcฬถhฬถhฬถeฬถtฬถoฬถtฬถaฬถlฬถlฬถyฬถsฬถtฬถiฬถlฬถlฬถsฬถlฬถeฬถeฬถpฬถsฬถwฬถiฬถtฬถhฬถ

๐Ÿ“Œ Loves anything to do with horror, mystery and science

๐Ÿ“Œ Suprisingly knows a ton-load abt space. "What's that thing up there?" "๐Ž๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ'๐ฌ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐€๐ง๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž๐๐š ๐†๐š๐ฅ๐š๐ฑ๐ฒ" "The Andro-what now?"

๐Ÿ“Œ Knows the most randomest yet ominous facts ever, like bro will just randomly drop "Hey [Insert Ego Name] did you know our galaxy and hundreds of others are being pulled towards this thing called The Great Attractor in space and some theorise there's something pulling the Great Attractor too? Ok bye ^ ^" and then said ego is just stood there like เฒ _เฒ 

๐Ÿ“Œ Knows a concerning amount of murder tatics.

๐Ÿ“Œ Cat person.

๐Ÿ“Œ Will die for a pack of strawberries

๐Ÿ“Œ Loves being snuggled but you didnt hear that from me ๐Ÿ˜‰

๐Ÿ“Œ Bro is not a morning person, if weren't for Wilford waking everybody up, my dude would be out until 3pm

๐Ÿ“Œ Has one of those smiles which you can't decide wether it's nice or threatening

๐Ÿ“Œ Sometimes dozes off at his desk bc bro stays up tryna work on books every night

๐Ÿ“Œ Falling asleep on chair= absoloutley ๐‘บ ๐‘ถ ๐‘น ๐‘ฌ back in the mornings

๐Ÿ“Œ Physically cannot function without coffee

๐Ÿ“Œ Bro's got bat hearing. Like dude can hear every single word you're saying from about, 2 metres away

๐Ÿ“Œ Attention span the size of a grain of salt

๐Ÿ“Œ Randomly focuses on random objects

๐Ÿ“Œ Could actually be a magpie disguised as an orange cat disguised as a black cat

Ok all for now bye๐Ÿ‘‹


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Anyways I would like to talk about my silly scrunkly oc Laurence.

Umm Laurence info btw

โ€ข ADHD

โ€ข Used to work full time as a Warden but only works part time now(if that's even possible)

โ€ข My boy came in with a 3-in-1 package for every possible whatever-sickness. Poor silly cant ride in cars,buses,boats,planes without nausea tagging along

โ€ข Used to have a wife(But she turned out to be an evil lil siren-fish-thing)

โ€ข Sorta has another partner called Ezra who he met on a bus and the only reason they interacted because Laurence's travel-sickness was acting up and Ezra was like "Yo u ok?"

โ€ข He has AppleJack's accent

โ€ข Silly pansexual boi

โ€ข Sucks at comforting people so if anything happens just expect a very awkward few pats on the back.

โ€ข Touch-starved little hamlet

โ€ข If the term "sensitive stomach" was a real human person it'd be him

โ€ข My boy cannot go on rollercoasters *wipes tear from eye*

โ€ข Flinching trauma

โ€ข Lucky for him, his momma is still alive(not for long though๐Ÿ˜Š)

โ€ข Really hates raising his voice bc it messes up his vocals and he sounds like a dying ferret for the remainder of the day

โ€ข Heavy sleeper. Will go out like a light.

โ€ข Cant go backwards on a train

โ€ข Has this unicorn teddy(which is for some reason upright and the excact hight of a 4 year old child and is missing an eye) who he named 'Earl' and he has a very strong attachment to Earl.

โ€ข Cat person with fox energy

โ€ข Has orange-tinted glasses(cant see stuff without them) which take up most of his face.

โ€ข Deathly terrified of chickens. We still dont know why. He ๐‘ โ„Ž๐‘ข๐‘‘๐‘‘๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘  at the mention of chickens

โ€ข Also scared of thunder, the dark and heights.

โ€ข If you're ever in car with him ๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘’ ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘ ๐‘Ž๐‘“๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘ฆ ๐‘œ๐‘“ ๐‘ฆ๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘–๐‘ก๐‘ฆ ๐‘๐‘ข๐‘ก โ„Ž๐‘–๐‘š ๐‘–๐‘› ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘“๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘ก.

โ€ข Has had alchohol on four occassions and never touched it again.

โ€ข Low-key overworks himself

โ€ข Has this thing where everyday he just has a 1-3 hour nap and we have no idea why.

โ€ข Yes he can purr don't question it

โ€ข Loves any soft physical contact with his hair. Boi has the floof. Head/Hair strokes? Love it. Head scritchies? Love it.

โ€ข If you ever hug him please expect him to not let go. He's stuck to you now. Deal with it.

โ€ข Hand holding is a big yes. Loves it

โ€ข Did I mention the touch-starved thing?

Ok bye now


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