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(again...)

Ozzy, Milo and Night are part of this thingy called 'The Big 3's' (ik so original smh) and basically they all have separate titles based on their "true" form (idk either ima try explaining it)

OK so starting w/ the oldest.

The Hound of the Forest

(Ozzy)

Basically this wolf w/ 3 eyes and as it says in something that I'm yet to finish writing 'He always hunts you. He's always following. It only truly begins when you step into the woods.'

Yeah so um he's fast.

So basically the amount of time they've been around for is the amount of time it took for people to properly fear them.

Otherwise known as "The Hunter" or "The Swift One"

Ok next one

The Serpent of the Underworld

Ok this one should be ea-It's Milo.

Not actually a Serpent.

It actually a sort of 'noodle dragon' w/o wings

Really good at card games like Poker, GoFish, BlackJack, ect.

Basically looks like Malificent without the wings

Slender boi

Ok last one

The Serpent of the Skies and Seas

Ok th-Its Night.

You might be saying "urm skunk why have u got seas that's the moons job-"

BASICALLY SINCE HE'S NIGHT AND ALL THE MOON IS IN THE NIGHT SO WHY NOT HAVE HIM FULL CONTROL OVER ALL THE NIGHT TIME THINGY MBOBS OK SHUT UP-

Noodle dragon but BIG

The most feared out of the three

Think Sea Serpent. But black and red and with 20 eyes. 10 on each side of the face. All red. And abt the size of the largest blue whale on record.

uh yeah BACK TO OUR DAILY RESCHEDULED UPDATES COME BACK LATER-

Yall we need some help.

So it's Christmas right? Wee celebration about presents n coming together ya?

Aye so the Ipliers and Septics are coming together(for once) and they're bringing the wee glitch himself, Anti(The Septics have said that they'll make sure Anti doesn't cause any problems which I highly doubt and that's just saying something)

And as yall know at this point. Dark and Anti haven't the best of relationships.

This where the problem is. We've litarally JUST convinced Dark to join us. Do they know about Anti tagging along? No. Why? We forgot to tell him. Why? Too busy throwing the good stuff to try n convince them to join and not once did we mention Anti because if we did it the convincing would be cut alot shorter.

So uh yeah. Big problem.

Whole celebration starts in like, 3 hours so we need that time to think of what to do.

If we can't find a way. We'll just wait and see what happens.

Either me, Host(also technically me but yk, differences exist) or someone else will keep yall updated.

See yall for now :D

-Author

How 2 take care of ur partner who is part Eldritch Horror/Demonic Entity- By Ozzy

{WARNING: These are 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 on how I percieve them in my universe.}

They LOVE warmth.

They go through something similiar to hibernation during the winter. Make sure you have the heat cranked ALL the way up as these entities don't survive very long in the cold.

They will turn into their demonic forms when stressed, pissed, ect. Try to keep them calm.

They LOVE physical attention.

They purr like cats! They can also hiss, growl, snarl, ect. Heck some can even howl and roar!

They can eat human food(as they are 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒂 part human) but if there's one thing you CANNOT give them it's fish. Any kind of fish. Do not give them fish. Unless you want them sick to their stomachs. Seriously. Don't give them fish.

"How will I know if they're sick?" Oh you'll know. You will know.

"Can I give them sweets?" Yeah you can. Just try not to give them 𝒕𝒐𝒐 much.

They love being cuddled. Seriously. They love it.

"Can I give them alchohol?" Yeah as long as it's the legal age go ahead. Again, don't give them 𝒕𝒐𝒐 much

Little heads up. They vomit void. Litaral void. Out of every.single.mouth.they.have.on.their.demonic. form.

Them shifting back into their normal form after whatever reason can leave them feeling icky for some time so just be wary.

They can create illusions and hypnotise peeps w/ their demonic-entity-powers.

So yeah. Ask any questions. "Can I have-" As long as it's the legal age and you have consent then do whatever.

I cant believe its 2025 and I've just seen Septiplier fanfic and im actually gonna yeet myself from a roof

(This post is bought to you by Yapps, TheUltimateYapper)

Well I can't believe it's Christmas!

There's only one thing I have to say about that!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Tumblr!

🎄🎁🎅🤶

Silly Headcanons for The Host bc I love hin and he's a silly bean

AuDHD Will either be the chillest or most delusional person you've met Mostly found in the library or in his office

Can talk in first person but prefers third person

The "delusional" part of him is The Author taking over for a hot minute

The more negative he's feeling, the more blood running down his face

I can't decide on what he is so let's just say "Definetly not straight"

Reads in braille(idk how to spell it but it's like the bumps that 'spell' words for blind ppl)

How does he 'see'? Yeah we still don't know yet.

(I might just turn this into an -Iplier ego blog idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

everybody be prepared because at an unknown time and date The Necromancer HCS will drop. be prepared people.

GUESS WHO JUST GOT AWAKENED PURE VANILLA COOKIE OFF THE NETHER GATCHA⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

I might just turn this into an Iplier Ego blog where I just post made up conversations I think the egos would have. Or maybe I'll do some ×reader fanfic. What do yall think I should do?

(This was bought to u by Yapps, TheUltimateYapper)