Lil Squishums(Left) And Onel(Right) Are Now Officially Married Bc I Said So

reblog for me to send really really weird and slightly ominous headcanons about you in your inbox

everybody be prepared because at an unknown time and date The Necromancer HCS will drop. be prepared people.

Ngl when the 'Abracadabra' bit came up in Hat Trick my genuine honest first thought was Lady Gaga's Abracadabra and for like a minute I had a mental image of William Afton doing the Abracadabra choreography

Hey so I spent 10 minutes on this wonderful digital drawing on Ibis Paint X for our wonderful bby boi Darkiplier 💖

I feel like running around in a large room and going absolute crazy all over will heal me in a way

Uhhh dream talk time bc this has happened like,twice now.

So basically I keep having dreams of this semi-popular fandom called 'Damelton and Olivia' and it's about this girl who sets out to sea to try and prove that "Oh yeah pirate-haunted mountains aren't real lol" and what I mean by that is that there's basically this set of multiple chalk-moutains in the sea called "White Souls" and it's called that bc there's tales of a siren-pirate who "haunts" the mountains (despite not being dead) so Olivia lands at these mountains and goes about shouting "Oi mate I'm on ur mountains come put a curse on me or smth" and nothing happens so she goes back on her boat and continues sailing out to sea(she's gonna try and find an island for the rest of her island to live on)

As she's about 20 minutes into her journey (After the White Souls stop) she realises that there are these noises. Her first thought is "Oh its probably the boat lol" but she soon comes to realise that it is indeed not the boat.

So she has a little wander and comes to realise the noises are coming from the cabin. (I'm gonna explain this next bit in lyric-form. Specifically the lyrics from Man in the Cabinet Chapter 9)

She looks at the cabin

She goes over to the cabin

She close to the cabin

Now she opening the cabin

Now stop ur scrolling bc what I'm about to say to yall is so damn twisted

Not only was there a pirate in her cabin (asleep)

But the pirate

Was the one that was "said" to be the one haunting White Souls

(OK now back to explaining in normal terms)

So Olivia's like "oh shit there really was a pirate haunting them mountains damn" so she goes over and attempts to wake him up (doesn't work) so she's like "ok ima let him sleep he'll realise what's happening eventually"

Pirate boi wakes up. He's like "uh what where am i" and Olivia's like "Yo I'm Olivia and idk how but u got on my boat while I was exploring White Souls who r u" so pirate boi says "Uh I'm Damelton uh that pirate dude that ur island says I haunt for some reason and also called Captain Mean for some reason idrk either"

Cue explaining and then boat gets attacked by sirens (in this world the sirens are like fish-things not the bird things) and after Olivia's like "Yo how r u basically immune to the sirens words or something"

So Damelton explains that firstly he ain't fully immune to sirens, their songs still affect him and secondly he is part siren (dad was some guy, mum was siren) and Olivia's like "oh ok that cool"

And then Damelton goes off telling Olivia his whole story (lived w/ his mum until he was 10 then went to land to live w/ his dad, at 20 he fell in love w/ this girl who was also called Olivia and did it and later on that year he and his dad was losing money bc his dad was out of the trade loop so he joined up w/ a group of pirates who were going out to get stuff 4 money so when they got to White Souls which were called The Chalk Mountains at the time they got attacked by sirens and Damelton's mum was among them and she really wanted her son back bc she missed him alot so she got all the other sirens to sing bc she knew he wasn't immune to them then the other sirens left after some time and Damelton tried to get back onto the ship and dry himself b4 anyone could see that he was part siren and like 2 people did see him and 4 the safety of the ship they just left him in the water) and Olivia's like "oh that's sad bro that sad uh ok"

I can't really remember anything else relevant but expect more stuff on these two

*Anyone exists randomly*

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Reblog if you've found friendship because of your fandoms.

UPDATE/AFTERMATH

Stuff I didn't know:

Apparently Mertimer and Night are an item(Seriously I did already 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒂 ship them b4 didn't actually know they were a thing)

Host and Dr.Iplier are a thing(Who's surprised? Not me.)

Bim's got feelings for me(Weird bc I thought he had a thing with Matthias. Must be dreaming)

The milisecond I get called up to demonstrate something all my confidence ✨vanishes✨ and Im about as confident as a newborn sugar-glider

Mer and Night can dance. Surprisingly well.

Google can sing. Seriously.

Things happening now

2/3 of the ppl that came here are now drunk as heck.

3 people have thrown up so far and I have an awful feeling I'm about to make it 4.

I have discovered that I infact enjoy pigs-in-a-blanket.

I may or may not have eaten 𝒘𝒂𝒂𝒚𝒚𝒚𝒚𝒚 too much and now my stomach feels like it's about to pop.

*Edit: 4 people have thrown up and I awfully feel like Im gonna make it 5

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