ᵒᵏ ʸᵃᵖᵖˢ ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶠⁱʳˢᵗ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ ʷʳⁱᵗⁱⁿᵍ ˣ ᵍᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ ⁿᵉᵘᵗᵘʳᵃˡ ᶠᵃⁿᶠⁱᶜ ᵉˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡˡʸ ᶠᵒʳ ᵘʳ ᶠᵃᵛ ⁱᵖˡⁱᵉʳ ᵉᵍᵒ ᵒᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳᵉ ᵈᵒⁱⁿᵍ ᵃᵐᵃᶻⁱⁿᵍ ᵘʳ ᵈᵒⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵒ ʷᵉˡˡ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ⁿᵒᵇᵒᵈʸ ˢᵉᵉˢ ᵗʰⁱˢ ˢⁱˡˡʸ ᵖᵉᵖ ᵗᵃˡᵏ ⁱᵐ ᵍⁱᵛⁱⁿᵍ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ ˡᵒˡˢ
ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵇᵉ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵇᵉ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵘʳ ᵈᵒⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵒ ʷᵉˡˡ ʸᵃᵖᵖˢ ᵏᵉᵉᵖ ᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ
Summary: You've noticed feathers only belonging to your lover scattered everywhere and you decide to find out why
TW: None
Notes: Author is called Ozzy(Yes I will be using this name unless I decide to change it lol)
They were everywhere.
Feathers. Everywhere.
You sighed as you scooped up a handful of tiny fluffy feathers and plopped them into a bag. This was the 𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒉 time today, why were there feathers everywhere? You hadn't the slightest clue. What you 𝒅𝒊𝒅 know was that every last feather belonged to your lover and it was time to find out why they were 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆.
You carefully opened the door to Ozzy's room. Careful not to startle him. It was mostly silent apart from the usual ruffle of wings.
"Hey Oz," you said as you made your way inside, placing the 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒆 bags of feathers on a nearby desk.
Ozzy spun around on his spinny-chair and faced you. Quickly eyeing the three bags, realising what this was about and slowly began to push himself back agaisnt the wall.
You knew moving too fast would scare him, but it was only way to catch him before he flapped himself off somewhere. You slowly began to move towards him, almost prowling, like a stalking cat, hunting prey.
"𝑂𝑧𝑧𝑦," you sighed, "Come on, it's okay. I just need to see what's going on."
Of course he wasnt listening. It was common for him to comepletely ignore another person. Casual Ozzy behaviour. Now wasn't the time. You needed to see what was going on. And it was clear Oz was worried about you finding out.
"Ozzy, please, I-" you were distracted by the very rapid shake of Ozzy's wings, causing feathers to drift off them, like dust in the air after it's blown off a surface.
"Ah. I see." Conclusion made. Mystery of the feathers solved. Case closed. Ozzy had missed grooming day. Again. It wasn't uncommon for this to happen. Too busy focused on writing to realise. It's only a problem when the wings start to bother him, then the ruffling-shaking commences and feathers go 𝑓𝑙𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 everywhere.
You reached into your pocket, knowing you had that preening tool somewhere. You eventually found it. You lifted it into sight. A small, white object about the same size as the middle finger with width of the centre three fingers on the hand. Two curves were in the side, allowing for easy hand placement. Shaped almost similiar to a bird's beak.
"Ozzy, come on. It ain't gonna hurt you. All the bothering will vanish. You'll be fi-Yeah you ain't listening are you?"
No. The answer was no. Small unvolintary chirps of worry coming from your lover's mouth. That was the only noise you've heard from him so far.
Within seconds you had jumped straight for Ozzy, causing squawks and screeches of confusion and panic. Moments within your awsome leap of faith you'd already had him on the floor.
"You're getting those wings groomed wether you like it or not. Not that I need to say because I know you love it," You said. "If I let you go promise you wont flap away from me. I just need you to sit up so I can do this properly."
Ozzy had calmed down eventually. Taking in what was happening, nothing he could do to escape. He gave a deep sigh before responding,
"𝐹𝑖𝑛𝑒"
"Finally, you talked," you chuckle to yourself, letting Ozzy go so he could actually sit himself up. You held your grooming tool carefully and began to preen through your lover's feathers. Within seconds the purring had already started, only getting louder as the process continued. It wasn't long, only took a minute or two to finish.
"Ok, all done," you stated, patting Ozzy on the shoulder, smiling. He had melted completely on the bedside, purring loudly.
"Ok, I'll be back soon, hun. Love you."
His reply was submerged under his purring. You smiled again before leaving.
ᵒᵏ ʸᵃᵖᵖˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈⁱᵈ ʷᵒⁿᵈᵉʳᶠᵘˡ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ˡᵒᵃᵈ ⁱˢᵗᵍ
Stuff I didn't know:
Apparently Mertimer and Night are an item(Seriously I did already 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒂 ship them b4 didn't actually know they were a thing)
Host and Dr.Iplier are a thing(Who's surprised? Not me.)
Bim's got feelings for me(Weird bc I thought he had a thing with Matthias. Must be dreaming)
The milisecond I get called up to demonstrate something all my confidence ✨vanishes✨ and Im about as confident as a newborn sugar-glider
Mer and Night can dance. Surprisingly well.
Google can sing. Seriously.
2/3 of the ppl that came here are now drunk as heck.
3 people have thrown up so far and I have an awful feeling I'm about to make it 4.
I have discovered that I infact enjoy pigs-in-a-blanket.
I may or may not have eaten 𝒘𝒂𝒂𝒚𝒚𝒚𝒚𝒚 too much and now my stomach feels like it's about to pop.
*Edit: 4 people have thrown up and I awfully feel like Im gonna make it 5
-🔪✨
is this a safe place to say I love her
reblog for me to send really really weird and slightly ominous headcanons about you in your inbox
I might just turn this into an Iplier Ego blog where I just post made up conversations I think the egos would have. Or maybe I'll do some ×reader fanfic. What do yall think I should do?
(This was bought to u by Yapps, TheUltimateYapper)
UPDATE
So uh Dark found out abt Anti and let's just say he's not that happy rn.
Everyone is here rn so yeah
We're just finsihing up the food and stuff and yeah, we'll let u know how it goes :3
-🌙
(Note by Yapps: Sometimes I'll use emojis for signing off as an ego so yeah hope yall payin attention 🤪)
Ok so I've seen a Family AU where Murdock and Yancy are Celine's and William's(And Actor's) child. I cant remember which child Celine had w/ who but I do remember that Celine left with Yancy while Actor left with Murdock
Adding onto this, I saw a couple of HCS with Yandreplier and The Author being Dark's and Wilford's kids.
So, like, does that mean that Murdock and Yancy are Yandre's and Author's half-siblings?
{Idk how the family system works but I saw some HCS and AUS and decided to fuse some stuff together}
(Call me Yapps!) TheUltimateYapper Cinematic Universe(Or the TUYCU). FT: Special interests, long yapp sessions, oc lore and AU stuff! ✨18✨
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