WTF Why Are People Like This? This Is Seriously Disgusting.

The predicament of defending your love or protecting your status & credibility lmao

my mom after watching joker: I can’t believe some people think he’s hot, so weird

me, sweating: uh;;;; y-yeah... that’s-uh- crazy;;;; totally weird,,,,,, hahHahaHaa.....

True Dumbass minus Fortnite & Edgy Bastard... and Depressed Thot.

All in all, a True Edgy Depressed Thot though, in a way, I can relate to all the Dumbass ones

Tag yourself I’m Edgy Bastard

When you don't learn for a test but barely pass with 0.5 points difference

Arthur Fleck / Joker : *Exist*

Us :

So Joker is basically as clueless as Arthur, just more confident

Got any flirting hc for Arthur and joker?

Arthur:

- So, so shy.

- When he finally musters the courage to speak to you, he tries to flirt. (See: tries).

- But it comes off as a morbid, joke

- He could see how off put his flirtation made you so he excused himself and left in a hurry

- Arthur does research on flirting. He reads magazines, watches shows. He even writes them down in a new journal.

- He just wants to make sure he gets it right this time.

- Arthur tries so hard to get his flirting right so you won’t be uncomfortable this time

- He approaches you and flirts with you with all the confidence he has in his body

- Which comes off as awkward

- “Did it hurt? When you fell from...*Checks journal* Heaven?”

- You actually giggled this time. Which is what Arthur wanted.

Joker:

🃏 A cocky, sob, bastard.

🃏 Tells the dirtiest, flirtations to you. Something that Arthur could never do in his lifetime.

🃏 Flirtations he read from a Playboy Magazine and Penthouse Forum

🃏 You like his confidence but Joker was so full of himself most of the time it hurts.

🃏 Would still try flirting with you nonstop. Wherever he saw you, he will flirt with you. Even if it’s the fifth time that day.

🃏 But you listened because it would be rude not to. Even if there were a bunch of strangers watching you weirdly.

🃏 You sometimes giggle because again, he’s so full of himself and his overconfidence is funny to you.

How about an official poll to change every "knock knock" joke into a "honk honk" joke

Look, brain... you will NEVER break us apart!

me, every night: *acting out a scene in my head where i’m dating my favorite character*

my brain: you’re going a bit far there, don’t you think?

me: *imagining THIS scene* ...anyways

MMMMMMH 💕

They look like they just had a sleepover and now roam the streets as gal pals 💗

What if ALL the live-action jokers were thots?

Same. Bury me amidst copies of the chapter he died in.

Poor Keigo lmao he’s trying to tell endeavour what’s happening but then Deku’s like “a reading suggestion from the No. 2? Yes please!” And hawks is just standing there like no child pls this is a bad book I just don’t want to die