I Loved Joker, But Props To SNL For This Brilliant Sketch! 😂😂😂

Guys, I'm not even joking

The kissing scene makes me literally feel something in my chest, omg

Physically and emotionally

It's unreal

Imagine you have to be resurrected. As you are being brought back to conciousness, you feel a pressure on your chest. It's not someone doing CPR. It is Arthur/Joker pelvic thrusting you back to life.

You have been saved.

Okay... I didn't expect this raw love for Joker when I got the notification. 😂😳

i’m just here to say that...

that THIS is the sight you’d see while J is absolutely RAWING AND DEMOLISHING YOU IN THESE SHEETS and I’M SORRY BUT WOW I JUST HAD TO SAY IT

WHAT

WE'RE WILLING TO PAY ANY PRICE

i will personally fight todd phillips for every deleted scene from joker

Omg you are so pretty!

my youth is wasted

Couldn't agree more. I just - can't see Joaquin!Joker having a romantic interest? And even less a Harley Quinn?

I've been thinking if there's a second part of Joker movie ... I don't want to watch him having sex with anyone or in a romantic relationship ...

And definitely not with Margot Robbie, I'm sorry but this actress isn't at the level of performance of Joaquin Phoenix ....

Actresses with his acting level could be Natalie Portman, Kate Winslet, Reneé Zelwever, Charlize Theron ... I don't think any of these actresses wants to perform Harley quinn's rol ...

Besides, Joker doesn't seem like a movie that should be have romantic moments, at least Joaquin Phoenix's Joker.

Anyway sadly, is not up to me to make decisions about the movie. But that's how I feel about it.

You can't tell me these aren't canon

NSFW Arthur Fleck/Joker Headcannons 🥰🤡🥵

he only has one testicle, he shot the other one off by accident. (i hear they’re taking auditions for the role of Joker’s remaining testicle in the sequel.)

he definitely has a cumsock, with all those nasty cut outs from porn magazines you can’t tell me otherwise.

speaking of the porn magazines, the reason why his family is so poor is because he spends all the money on his porn magazine subscription.

he would literally last -16 seconds when he fucks because he’s never had anyone diddle him before. he’s a fast nutter.

@arthurfleckcentral ily

The fandom, grabbing chest: not if you stay with us, sweetheart 😏😏 💕

THE FUCKGN SCRIPT PF JOKER

ARTHUR IS A VIRGIN

HE GELLS SOPHOE HES A VIRIGIN

ALDKSKFJFJ

Only thing missing is Mineta trying to get himsrlf an alien chick

I just -

How about an official poll to change every "knock knock" joke into a "honk honk" joke