WHAT

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

This

THIS MUST BE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE FANART PIECES

art credit: sh291kuzu @ twitter

Ah yes, this is the good stuff 👌🏻👌🏻

Arthur Fleck/Joker flirting headcannons

Anonymous Request: Can you please do flirting hc for joker v Arthur? How do they seduce a crush 🥰

Sorry for being AWOL these last days, college is a pain lol. Enjoy :))

Arthur:

Arthur is very shy in his advances, so the most likely scenario is that you’ll have to make the first move because this poor man is just petrified at the idea of pushing you away or scaring you

He will often come to your house to hang out and watch a movie or listen to some music. Not the most entertaining of things, but any time spent with you is time well spent

His go-to on any occasion is trying to make you laugh

The most flirtatious things he’s done always happens when he’s showing you magic tricks. Whether it’s pulling out a bouquet of flowers or purposely handing you cards with hearts, this is the most hints you’ll get out of him

When you talk, his whole body literally turns and angles itself towards you, completely hooked on your every word

If you’ve had a bad day or are just feeling down and need someone to listen your problems, he’s right there for you. Will listen to you vent for hours, genuinely concerned about you and offering help in any way he can

He’s your shoulder to cry on anytime you need, because to him, showing concern and care is his way of subtly reminding you he thinks of you and your happiness

Will invite you to his act at Pogo’s, his eyes filled with innocent hope that you’ll say yes

Arthur will also write you letters. Trying to be as mysterious as possible, he signed them as “secret admirer”, but his writing was so distinctively his that you caught on immediately

When you confronted him about it he started blushing profusely, stuttering out an apology.

You just smiled and pressed a quick kiss to his lips, silencing any paranoid thoughts that plagued his mind right then and there.

Joker:

A sneaky, cocky little shit. Much, much more brash in his advances

Makes you flustered on purpose

Compliments you on your appearance exactly twice a day. Why so specific you ask? It’s not too much to make it seem obvious that he’s paying so much attention to the details, but just enough to leave you crazy, wondering if you’re just overthinking his affections or if there’s actually something going on between you two

Joker tries to impress you constantly, whether it’s luring you in with is dance moves or something more extreme like showing you his gun

Always places his hands on you to remind you of his presence. It’s always very innocent- a hand on your shoulder, holding your hand when he wants to drag you somewhere, tapping you to get your attention. If it was anyone else it wouldn’t seem like anything… but you can feel the heat and desire that comes from his touch right through your clothes

When the both of you are together, he’ll tease you non-stop. It’s never malicious, but just playful and lightly mocking enough to make you blush and pout

Only has eyes for you. You could be walking down the street together and run into a group of Joker fan girls cheering for him, and his eyes would never leave you

If you lean in to hug him when you two meet up somewhere, he’ll take your hand and kiss the back of it, eyes devilishly studying yours

One time he took it up a notch and kissed both your cheeks in greeting. When you turn red and demand an explanation, he just scoffs and goes “It’s European”

Not to fret though, Joker isn’t one for wasting time. He’ll make the first move before you even think about doing it yourself, and then he’s never letting you go

OML I NEEDED THIS

My heart is melting 💕😭

Do You Feel Beautiful Now?: Arthur x Reader

Hellloo, and thank you for reading! This is my very first fanfic EVER so I really hope you enjoy!! It’s a soft and romantic piece where Arthur comforts the reader after she’s gained a bit of weight and helps her feel better about herself. Also, NSFW!

Pairing: Arthur x Reader

Warnings: Weight gain, body insecurity, slight eating disorder references, talks of skipping meals, etc

You looked in the mirror and sighed. There’s no way this was happening. You had been trying so hard to prevent it, yet here it was. You squeezed the extra fat on your hip that you know wasn’t there yesterday. Holding your breath and hoping for the best, you stepped onto the scale. Your heart sank. 165 lbs. That was 5 lbs heavier than you were two days ago. You yelped quietly and felt your heart sink in your chest. You had been trying so hard, too. Slowly eating less over the last few days, but just enough for Arthur to not notice… Arthur. 

Your mind automatically flashed to your boyfriend. His beautiful smile, his thick curly hair, his electric green eyes… His eyes…  What they would think when they saw you now? You did everything you could at that moment to hold back your tears, but it was futile. What would he think of you? You couldn’t prevent the thoughts racing through your mind, the sinking feeling in your chest. Maybe Arthur deserved someone more beautiful, someone who looked more like the girls on TV. He deserved the entire world, and surely you weren’t it. Not now, anyways. You quickly brought your hand up to your mouth and sobbed loudly, the tears flowing freely now. Arthur was so perfect, the best thing to ever happen to you. He was kind, and soft, and always truly saw you. He was everything to you. You were always a bit on the chubby side, even when you started dating. But Arthur never seemed to mind, or if he did, he didn’t say anything. You had seen it in other men you had dated before. The occasional disapproving stare at your tummy, the occasional remark about your face filling out, but Arthur… Arthur had never given your appearance so much as a hint of dislike. He was always seemed to love every inch of you. You felt yourself getting dizzy as you wondered if this was all about to change…

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The more concepts people add, the more advanced the difficulty level gets

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

pls let me forget this ok this post never happened

S a m e e n e r g y

His shit eating grin makes it even 1000 times better because he looks like he knows we'll love him anyway 👀

It’s the joker except he’s a THOT

I'm MELTING over here 😫💕

— dating arthur fleck.

[headcanons]

warnings: fluff, mention of sex.

taglist: @vivft, @taintednihilist, @actualkey, @itsforyoubitch 

a/n: shy boy deserves all the love in this essay i will- 

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The Hyena 'cause my laughs rlly annoying

The Joker + tv tropes