Spot: Shut Up!

Myron: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!

York: [nudges one with his foot] Honestly, not much

If this was a competition I would have probably lost already because I don’t have much motivation. But when it comes to showing love, BEING IT ON

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

"Suddenly, I'm Respectable" By rainbowblue13 on Ao3 is the story you were looking for. I read that and IMMEDIATELY knew which one you ment so I went on a quest to find it and I did! Enjoy!

THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH YOU ARE NOW THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WE HAVE TO GET MARRIED ❤️🧡💛💚💜💕💞💓💝💖💗

New ask meme: send in your headcanons about me 💌

Sawyer's more than the show stealer. They are the show. Everyone just got distracted

THE FINAL CHAPTER OF COLLISION COURSE IS UP!!

It’s a Dad Regular Date and it is purely sweet and happy, okay!

Thank you all for sticking with me and supporting this story!!

Crutchie: I think that the difference between us is that you like cars, whereas I wouldn’t know the difference between a Ford and a Honda if they both ran me over.

Spot: When you share really personal shit about yourself and it’s fine in the moment and you feel good but then a few hours later you’re like “why did I say that?!?!” And your brain is literally flickering the lights on and off saying “Welcome to hell!!! Welcome to hell!!!”

help I've fallen (willfully tumbled) down a rabbit hole (fem andreil/ trans aftg) and can't (refuse to) get up

anyways thanks to @togemythia and @neilsdimples for single (double??) handedly fueling my abysmal sleep patterns

Sniper: “I’m a people person” says every outgoing person

Smalls: “I’m a geese goose” says every outgoing goose

Race: “I’m a meese moose” says every outgoing moose

Sniper:

Smalls:

Race:

Sniper: What the fu-

babe. I know we’re all going thru a lot rn but I just wanna give u the heads up that sesame streets future is in jeopardy. hbo has chosen not to renew it for new episodes (a series that has been going since 1969) and the residents of 123 Sesame Street no longer have a home :(