Sawyer's more than the show stealer. They are the show. Everyone just got distracted
THE FINAL CHAPTER OF COLLISION COURSE IS UP!!
It’s a Dad Regular Date and it is purely sweet and happy, okay!
Thank you all for sticking with me and supporting this story!!
(I COULDN'T REMEMBER IF I SENT U THE WORM SO IF I DIDN'T HERE U GO IF I DID POGGERS U HAVE TWO NOW)
OMG GREENS MY FAVORITE I LOVE IT SO MUCH 💚💚💚
Finch (I had to, I named my hermit crab after him) and spinach (we don't talk about it)
i wanna do one of those things where uhh
fellas reblog this with your favorite newsie and pizza topping i just wanna know
Sniper: “I’m a people person” says every outgoing person
Smalls: “I’m a geese goose” says every outgoing goose
Race: “I’m a meese moose” says every outgoing moose
Sniper:
Smalls:
Race:
Sniper: What the fu-
Hey y’all!!!
Just wanted to say that my asks are open for anyone, whether you wanna talk, say hi, ask a question, or thoroughly confuse me, i’m available!!!
(also i’m debating if i still want to continue with the text posts so if anyone has any opinions on that)
ask away!!!!!
*by the docks*
Spot: Status is it's a boat and it's missing. Status on you is you're annoying and I wish you were missing
Jack: I've got step by step instructions on leading Manhattan under my bed. Even a monkey could follow it.
Davey looking at Race shoving pretzel sticks up his nose: Good cause we got one of those.
Romeo: Do you think animals try to fit in and be relatable with their friends? Like do you think a cow is like “haha ya grass is rad!” but cries at night?
Elmer: *to Mike and Ike* Since you guys are twins do you have any twin super powers?
Ike: Yeah, everytime Mike looks at me I have this feeling.
Elmer: Feeling? What feeling?
Ike: Anger
how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me
cj // she/they // your favorite crier's favorite crier
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