Crutchie: I Think That The Difference Between Us Is That You Like Cars, Whereas I Wouldn’t Know The

Crutchie: I think that the difference between us is that you like cars, whereas I wouldn’t know the difference between a Ford and a Honda if they both ran me over.

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1 year ago

how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

4 years ago

Racetrack Higgins plays trumpet and bari sax because Loud

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

(If you would like further explanation don't be afraid to ask!)


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4 years ago

I'm sitting here reading this going "I go to public school and the amount of stupid/uncomfortable/just why things I've seen that could be erased by a uniform is staggering"

First day of a new school ✌✌✌ and all I have to say is I am serving looks in the uniform 😌💅✨

OHHH MY SCHOOL STARTS IN SEPTEMBER!! I'll have a new class and I'm kinda scared but at least my best friend from middle school will also be in the class?? So that's kinda cool because we haven't talked in years since I had to change schools :O ALSO YOUR SCHOOL HAS UNIFORMS? THAT'S SO COOL- I BET YOU LOOK GREAT!!!

1 year ago

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

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4 years ago

Let me just say:

I LOVE SAWYER

Like they are amazing I will protect them from all evil.

Also go Soy for telling it like it is. They said "Davey doesn't care" and Jack goes "you right but you don't gotta say it"

Also:

I LOVED THIS STORY SOOO MUCH AND I LOVE YOU AND YOUR WORK AND YOUR DOING GREAT 💜💙💚

THE FINAL CHAPTER OF COLLISION COURSE IS UP!!

It’s a Dad Regular Date and it is purely sweet and happy, okay!

Thank you all for sticking with me and supporting this story!!

4 years ago

Romeo: Do you think animals try to fit in and be relatable with their friends? Like do you think a cow is like “haha ya grass is rad!” but cries at night?


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4 years ago

When did I say that. Quote the exact line where I said "gay men and straight women can't be gay or straight if they are in love with a trans or nonbinary person". Becuase I don't remember typing that line previously but I have adhd so maybe I forgot.

Also you don't speak for all bisexual people either. Hop off your high horse and rein yourself in.

Also mby saying these things you are saying that you believe sexuality is a choice and that pan people are choosing to be "misguided". Which by the way makes you sound like a conservative catholic talking to an LGBTQ+ person. Sexuality is not a choice. SEXUALITY IS NOT A CHOICE. just because you're angry that people dont agree with you doesn't mean you can tear down a group of people. that makes you an asshole. And no one likes a asshole.

They are bisexuals in nature and pansexual by choice. Image if people made a new sexuality based on their attraction to trans men. The difference is they are attracted to All Men or Men’s personality. Not their GENITALIA ~~~. Hear how bad that sounds?

3 years ago

Davey: I have an eidetic memory.

Race: So what you're saying is that you're great at spelling bees.

Davey: I mean yeah, I've seen the word spelled before.


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4 years ago

Jack: So it turns out the answer to my problem wasn’t at the bottom of this pint of ice cream but the important thing is that I tried.


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4 years ago

*Race, Albert, and Jojo outside of the Brooklyn lodge*

Jojo: This is a bad idea, we shouldn’t have come here without asking.

Race: It’s fine.

Albert: Yeah, haven’t you heard of safety in numbers?

Jojo: There’s also death in numbers Albert! It’s called a massacre!


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