Hey Y’all!!!

Spot the difference: impossible addition

Spot: When you share really personal shit about yourself and it’s fine in the moment and you feel good but then a few hours later you’re like “why did I say that?!?!” And your brain is literally flickering the lights on and off saying “Welcome to hell!!! Welcome to hell!!!”

Posting faggot and queer like 2am gunshots to keep property values on my blog low and scare away assimilationist LGBTs who want to replace my empty lot full of native wildflowers with a 5-over-1 because they're too traumatized by their upbringing to accept the reality of our diverse marginalized community

But like how will you ever know what will really happen? This is all just theoretical. I’ll do it with you

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

Davey: It's about a kilometer away

Jack: I don't speak Canadian, how far is that?

But now I feel bad that I’ve made you feel bad which will make Finch (my hermit crab) feel bad and then everyone will feel bad so you legally can’t feel bad now

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

Send me a newsie and I'll tell you what instrument they play and why.

"this too shall pass" well can it fucking get on with it

Davey: And what do we say in these situations?

Jack: My anxiety may be chronic but this ass is iconic