Spot The Difference: Impossible Addition

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?

For future reference.

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Race: How's quarantine been going for you guys?

Finch: I haven't been able to go outside as much as I want to.

Albert: I went outside.

Albert: On my porch.

Albert: And just stood there for 5 minutes.

Albert: And then my neighbor across the street coughed so I ran back inside.

But like how will you ever know what will really happen? This is all just theoretical. I’ll do it with you

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

you shouldn't ask your provider how much of a prescription you can pick up at one time. and you definitely shouldn't ask if you can refill a prescription before the precious one is fully used. and you definitely, under no circumstances ever, should tell your insurance you're going on an extended vacation/study abroad/new job opportunity out of the country, which would mean you would need your prescription to contain more to be picked up at once, which would also make it covered as normal by your insurance. you should not do any of this because it's insurance fraud and illegal and in our perfect country with our perfect government and perfect justice system, we don't need to so things like that.

just a list of things to not think about in the next month or so.

Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

How do you protect yourself from being stalked online by your parents?

I often get messages from teens living with their abusive parents telling me about how terrifying it is for them to even look at my blog in case their parent finds out. I was a teenager before social networking on the internet. Honestly, when I was a teenager there was barely an internet yet. So, I don’t know how people protect themselves but I feel like probably there are ways. If you know please do share! A lot of people would find it helpful.

please help me escape an abusive mother

i feel so absolutely terrible asking for donations, but my situation is getting worse by the day and there’s only so much i can do

i’m a 24 year old latino trans man in new york. i suffer from clinical depression, an anxiety disorder, and bpd - as well as several physical health problems such as a compromised immune system (celiac disease) and chronic migraines.

despite my compromised immune system i work part time (i’m an essential worker) but i make very little due to few hours.  i’ve lived with my mother for my whole life and she has always been incredibly emotionally and verbally abusive. since the start of the covid-19 pandemic, her treatment of me has become something i am unable to tolerate without shutting down. i’m at the point where it’s hard to function. each day is a battle with her that leaves me wondering if suicide is the only way out. she’s begun wildly gaslighting me and triggering shutdowns and dissociation. i’m so tired from both work and doing everything for her + my emotional exhaustion that i can sleep all day (and i do).

i have actually started a profile for affordable living for my boyfriend and i today, but nyc affordable living is a lottery you must apply for. my boyfriend is also a trans man and lives out of state, but was put out of work by the pandemic. his home life is also not ideal. at this moment in time, neither of us have the savings or income to even apply for housing. all that i know is, my mother is telling me i need to leave asap.

please, if you can, donate to help me, my boyfriend @dadbodsarehot​, and my pet rescue duck into a better and safer situation. i didn’t know where else to turn. 

you can send any donations here (my paypal.me is under my witchcraft business’ name).

you can also contact me directly for $5 tarot readings or $10 astral readings. if you are interested in spirit/entity companionship, you can also join my shop discord and browse the spirits i have available for binding. it currently gets next to no business.

please reblog this if you can’t donate. thank you so much, everyone.

here’s a picture of my duck, paz, to make you smile (you may have seen her around social media)

Name: Doodle 💙💜

Gender: female

Star Sign: pisces ♓

Height: 5'9"

Sexuality: Pansexual + Polyamorous

Hogwarts House: Slytherin 💚💚💚

Fav Animal: Horses (riding since I was a baby) or Starfish (no clue why)

Average Amount of Sleep: 2 hours (I'm gonna die)

Current Time: 9:32

Blankets you Sleep With: one fluffy Hogwarts blanket

Dogs or Cats: Cats 😼

Dream Job: Organismal Biologist with a focus in Ecology

When I Made my Blog: Beginning of Quarantine

Followers: 65 (I love you all 😘)

Why I Made a Tumblr: Because Newsies

Reason for URL: I played Racetrack Higgins in our local production of Newsies 3 years in a row (it was a bit of a problem, we were broke) and everyone kept telling me I was really good at his iconic line "the woild is yer erster, ya know, ya fancy clam wit a poyle inside" soooooo yeah

Tagging: @agentsnickers @jewishdavidjacobs @luv-ya-hun @imperfectapollo @narvaeztrash @thespacegeranium and anyone else who wants to do this!💚💙💜

Get to know the writer

I was tagged by @captianrexisboo – tysm! I love this stuff lmao. I’ll try my best not to overshare today 

Instructions: tag 10 followers that you want to get to know better

NAME: Aubrey

GENDER: female

STAR SIGN: Capricorn

HEIGHT: 5′ 6″

SEXUALITY: straight

HOGWARTS HOUSE: Ravenclaw

FAVORITE ANIMAL: either pigmy goats or sea turtles

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: 7-8

CURRENT TIME: 10:58 am

BLANKETS YOU SLEEP WITH: comforter with or without sheets, but also a fuzzy purple blanket I drag around to school, vacations, etc. 

DOGS OR CATS: cats, but I like dogs too :)

DREAM JOB: a novelist or college professor why not both?

WHEN I MADE MY BLOG: this blog’s about a month old now, but I’ve been on Tumblr since like 2014 under a different blog

FOLLOWERS: 165

WHY I MADE A TUMBLR: Originally? I was 13 and thought that Tumblr was edgier than Pinterest lol. Recently though I fell into the nightmare that is the Star Wars vortex and I needed a place to Vent and Scream into the Void about Obi-Wan Kenobi

REASONS FOR URL: Elgarain was the name my favorite SW OC. I also stan one (1) high jedi general of the Republic so I just combined the two 

PEOPLE I’D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW (I’m including some artists, not just writers. This is a no-pressure whatsoever tag 😊): @xxglossii, @doctorsteeb, @generalekenobi, @sana-katarn, @harisaenaja, @stanakin96, @nilhenwen, @generic-geek-girl, @jaigrex, @just-a-dot